Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

2016

★★★★ Liked 3

first 15 minutes remain all over-the-place but as soon as our crew gets to jedha i lock the fuck in and never look back for the next two hours. lacks the richness of andor’s character writing (would’ve loved to see a version of this with edwards and gilroy working in tandem from the start, because the former’s epic sense of scale paired with the latter’s sophisticated storytelling is a match made in star wars heaven for me) but the cast…

Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★½ Liked 5

Final Destination: Generational Trauma

Kingdom of Heaven

2005

★★★★★ Liked 10

one of the last examples of The Great Historical Epic hollywood used to be known for but is now essentially - and unfortunately - nonexistent. the last hour here is some of the most enthralling and awe-inspiring filmmaking i’ve ever seen in my entire life. movies are fucking miracles man.

so glad i got to see this in a theater - couldn’t imagine experiencing it for the first time any other way. orlando bloom and eva green have two of the most beautiful faces i’ve ever seen on film. i hope ridley scott lives forever. VIVE LE CINÉMA

Andor: A Disney+ Day Special Look

2022

★★★★★ Liked 16

haven’t logged a movie in over a week which is entirely unlike me but letting everyone know i’m still alive and have simply been locked the fuck in to one of the best seasons of television i’ve ever seen. if you haven’t ed andor hive yet literally what are you doing. i regret all the time i wasted these past three years so much. as good as your favorite star wars movie and sometimes maybe even better. can’t form any other coherent thoughts rn but just wanted to spread the good word before i lock back in for s2. WATCH IT NOW

The Shrouds

2024

★★★★ Liked 1

amidst all the haunting meditations on grief and digital voyeurism the most disturbing development of all is the reveal that vincent cassel’s character drives a tesla

Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★★½ Liked 43

the mcu vs. the male loneliness epidemic

The Serpent's Skin

2025

Liked 2

being friends with one of your favorite filmmakers fucking rocks because you get to be one of the first people to see their latest work before everyone else so i’m always honored when alice lets me take a look at what she’s been building because everything she touches is as beautiful and brilliant as her - and the serpent’s skin is no exception. spooky and sapphic as hell with a badass witchy trans girl as the lead… what more do you want from the movies. keep this one (and miss alice maio mackay) on your radar :)

The ant²

2025

★★★½ Liked 10

the ant 3 should be about ben affleck and the autism academy vs. rfk jr

Until Dawn

2025

★★★½ Liked 15

even when taking into the wendigos and supernatural serial killers i can still think of worse fates than being trapped in a cursed time loop with three beautiful women

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

2005

★★★★★ Liked 14

this is the only movie that should’ve beat brokeback mountain for best picture in 2005

The ant

2016

★★★ 7

they anna kendrick-baited my gay ass into watching a tnt movie only for her to have 15 minutes of screen time

Sinners

2025

★★★★★ Liked 6

when i worship in the name of the lord this weekend know that ryan coogler is the only man on my mind