For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesn’t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,…

Listen:

- The unicorn puts a grenade in a nazi’s mouth and his head explodes.
- The unicorn drives while talking to the camera.
- The unicorn has a humanoid unicorn son and he is fucking adorable.
- The unicorn projectile vomits when he finds out he has a son.
- The son wears a lovely Easter plaid shirt with cross-pattern tie in one scene, a quarter-zip argyle sweater in another, and a patterned button-up resort shirt in another. He…

I needed to watch a good sequel to get the bad taste of shitty sequels out of my mouth and now I think I’m stuck in a Hellraiser loop. Help!

This has always been my favorite one of the series. I’m not necessarily saying it’s better than the first, but this one wins for me with its wacky story and insane special effects. The tentacles from Dr. Channard always freaked me out when I was young and, if I’m honest, still…