Oh, What a great movie where a teacher teaches his students the magic and beauty of poetry. Oh, one of his students feels inspired and wants to become an actor, but his father won’t allow it. Oh, it seems he talked with his father, expressing his feelings, and his father will accept that he can be an actor. Oh, his performance was really good, and all his friends are happy for him, and his father got to see him acting. What could go wrong?— Oh… but what if he— Oh… Wait, is that a gun? Why does he have a gun?— Oh…..

I meet a man      →        We start talking
                                      
           ↑                                ↓

He leaves        ←       He realizes I’m amy dunne

“hey, i’m still good meat. perfectly good meat. i taste fine.”

yeah, i mean, there is only one way to know that, right?

vampires be like “ im fighting demons” and the demons be horniness

rip tatum you would’ve loved to be a final girl

Chat, the villager is on my “hear me out“ cake

“The power of friendship and the script are going to save us“ ahh movie 😭

Me watching John Wick fighting 100 people at the same time: 😦🤯😱💯

Me when John Wick has to fight against 2 at the same time: 😤 THAT is so UNFAIR 😡😤👎🏻

“i made that bitch famous” ahh spongebob 😭😭

I ain’t scared of this at all because my biggest fear is getting a job.

propaganda i’m not falling for right now 
-uber
-that someone’s name is Kurt
-drinking water of unknown origin
-male influencers
-uber
-white cars
-labubus
-uber
-people who like this in an ironic way

The biggest PLOT TWIST EVER in a Studio Ghibli movie