Chat, the villager is on my “hear me out“ cake

Oh, What a great movie where a teacher teaches his students the magic and beauty of poetry. Oh, one of his students feels inspired and wants to become an actor, but his father won’t allow it. Oh, it seems he talked with his father, expressing his feelings, and his father will accept that he can be an actor. Oh, his performance was really good, and all his friends are happy for him, and his father got to see him acting. What could go wrong?— Oh… but what if he— Oh… Wait, is that a gun? Why does he have a gun?— Oh…..

killing rich people gotta be one of the best genres ever

how life feels after taking a nap 🥀🥀

opus more like poopus

“hey, i’m still good meat. perfectly good meat. i taste fine.”

yeah, i mean, there is only one way to know that, right?

“i made that bitch famous” ahh spongebob 😭😭

shelly     🤝🏻       pearl

Being rejected at an audition and shouting that you’re a STAR !