vampires be like “ im fighting demons” and the demons be horniness

killing rich people gotta be one of the best genres ever

Chat, the villager is on my “hear me out“ cake

Nothing is more terrifying than an old man who knows how airdrop works.

maybe the real until dawn was the friends we made along the way…

opus more like poopus

when your circle small but yall gay af 😂

shelly     🤝🏻       pearl

Being rejected at an audition and shouting that you’re a STAR !

I meet a man      →        We start talking
                                      
           ↑                                ↓

He leaves        ←       He realizes I’m amy dunne

propaganda i’m not falling for right now 
-uber
-that someone’s name is Kurt
-drinking water of unknown origin
-male influencers
-uber
-white cars
-labubus
-uber
-people who like this in an ironic way

“i made that bitch famous” ahh spongebob 😭😭

rip tatum you would’ve loved to be a final girl