propaganda i’m not falling for right now 
-uber
-that someone’s name is Kurt
-drinking water of unknown origin
-male influencers
-uber
-white cars
-labubus
-uber
-people who like this in an ironic way

maybe the real until dawn was the friends we made along the way…

hold on, so this is about the weeknd’s album but i could’ve sworn he just read some stupid wattpad fanfic and decided to make it into a movie

opus more like poopus

Chat, the villager is on my “hear me out“ cake

oh fuck, there aren’t enough bottoms around

“The power of friendship and the script are going to save us“ ahh movie 😭

Nothing is more terrifying than an old man who knows how airdrop works.

how life feels after taking a nap 🥀🥀

“well, frank’s awake”
“damn. he looks like shit”
“he’s possessed by a demon, cliff” 

shelly     🤝🏻       pearl

Being rejected at an audition and shouting that you’re a STAR !

I ain’t scared of this at all because my biggest fear is getting a job.