FUNNY how every time i blinked someone lost a part of their body

may thy flamethrower chip and shatter

A24 and its fucking obsession with putting some random naked guy in their movies is back

propaganda i’m not falling for right now 
-uber
-that someone’s name is Kurt
-drinking water of unknown origin
-male influencers
-uber
-white cars
-labubus
-uber
-people who like this in an ironic way

hold on, so this is about the weeknd’s album but i could’ve sworn he just read some stupid wattpad fanfic and decided to make it into a movie

I ain’t scared of this at all because my biggest fear is getting a job.

“The power of friendship and the script are going to save us“ ahh movie 😭

when your circle small but yall gay af 😂

maybe the real until dawn was the friends we made along the way…

vampires be like “ im fighting demons” and the demons be horniness

Nothing is more terrifying than an old man who knows how airdrop works.