hold on, so this is about the weeknd’s album but i could’ve sworn he just read some stupid wattpad fanfic and decided to make it into a movie

oh fuck, there aren’t enough bottoms around

maybe the real until dawn was the friends we made along the way…

Chat, the villager is on my “hear me out“ cake

opus more like poopus

killing rich people gotta be one of the best genres ever

“well, frank’s awake”
“damn. he looks like shit”
“he’s possessed by a demon, cliff” 

Nothing is more terrifying than an old man who knows how airdrop works.

how life feels after taking a nap 🥀🥀

propaganda i’m not falling for right now 
-uber
-that someone’s name is Kurt
-drinking water of unknown origin
-male influencers
-uber
-white cars
-labubus
-uber
-people who like this in an ironic way

when your circle small but yall gay af 😂

please, never let her be a pop star again if she’s going to wear her hair like that… it’s kinda weird it looks like it’s trying to escape from her head