Death of a Unicorn

2025

★★★★ Liked 6

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Hurry Up Tomorrow

2025

★★½ 15

hold on, so this is about the weeknd’s album but i could’ve sworn he just read some stupid wattpad fanfic and decided to make it into a movie

Opus

2025

★★½ 14

opus more like poopus

Until Dawn

2025

★★ 14

maybe the real until dawn was the friends we made along the way…

When Marnie Was There

2014

★★★★★ Liked 2

The biggest PLOT TWIST EVER in a Studio Ghibli movie

A Minecraft Movie

2025

★★★ 47

Chat, the villager is on my “hear me out“ cake

Bring Her Back

2025

★★★★★ Liked 4

A24 and its fucking obsession with putting some random naked guy in their movies is back

Drop

2025

★★★½ Liked 9

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Nosferatu

1922

★★★★½ Liked 7

“i made that bitch famous” ahh spongebob 😭😭

The Parenting

2025

★★★½ Liked 2

“well, frank’s awake”
“damn. he looks like shit”
“he’s possessed by a demon, cliff” 

Spree

2020

½ 7

propaganda i’m not falling for right now 
-uber
-that someone’s name is Kurt
-drinking water of unknown origin
-male influencers
-uber
-white cars
-labubus
-uber
-people who like this in an ironic way

Double Blind

2023

★★★½ Liked Watched

how life feels after taking a nap 🥀🥀