Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★★ Liked 88

I ain’t scared of this at all because my biggest fear is getting a job.

Sinners

2025

★★★★½ Liked 10

vampires be like “ im fighting demons” and the demons be horniness

Death of a Unicorn

2025

★★★★ Liked 6

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

A Minecraft Movie

2025

★★★ 47

Chat, the villager is on my “hear me out“ cake

Drop

2025

★★★½ Liked 9

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Bring Her Back

2025

★★★★★ Liked 8

A24 and its fucking obsession with putting somrandom naked guy in their movieis back

Until Dawn

2025

★★ 14

maybe the real until dawn was the friends we made along the way…

Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★½ 8

“The power of friendship and the script are going to save us“ ahh movie 😭

Mickey 17

2025

★★★★ Liked 2

“hey, i’m still good meat. perfectly good meat. i taste fine.”


yeah, i mean, there is only one way to know that, right?

Opus

2025

★★½ 14

opus more like poopus

On Swift Horses

2024

Liked 10

when your circle small but yall gay af 😂

Hurry Up Tomorrow

2025

★★½ 16

hold on, so this is about the weeknd’s album but i could’ve sworn he just read some stupid wattpad fanfic and decided to make it into a movie