stephen Patron

highbrow yet total garbage

Favorite films

  • Raw
  • L'Avventura
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • The Double Life of Véronique

All
  • Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★★

  • Heart Eyes

    ★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • High Fidelity

    ★★★½

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First Reformed

2017

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

there's no other film that captures with such brutal perfection what it is to be alive at this point in history. the complete and utter hopelessness of certain yet preventable doom; the spiritual and moral despair over what can be done; and the necessity of reaching outward despite that.

The Worst Person in the World

2021

★★★★½ Liked Watched

"do you realize what you're destroying?"
"yes, of course."

made my heart feel full! also made me want to smoke cigarettes. renata reinsve and anders danielsen lie both give stunning, vulnerable performances. it's moving, but it's also irreverant and sharp. watching this made me feel how reading sally rooney does.

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Heart Eyes

2025

★★½ Watched

it's an ok romcom, an ok slasher, i had an ok time

Lupin the Third: Fujiko's Lie

2019

★★★½ Watched

suffers from being the third in the trilogy - the story needs an ending, and that gets in the way a bit. the characterization we do get is worthwhile, though. fujiko is a mess of contradictions, ultimately underexplored but still integral. and as with the other two, it looks absolutely bangin.

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Noroi: The Curse

2005

★★★★ Liked 3

i've never watched a film that felt so evil. a found footage film that genuinely feels real and malevolent. the atmosphere as things build is so dark and heavy, and the inevitable conclusion is horrifying.

I Saw the TV Glow

2024

★★★★★ Liked Watched

"i know it's scary. that's part of it."