Thanks for 1,000 followers :) 😘

Cruel for the sake of being cruel. Attempts to provide a very Halloween II (Rob Zombie) character study but gets terribly lost. The kills are graphic, and most of this just feels entirely miserable. It’s much more akin to the first than the second, at points really shies away from the main narrative just for multiple gross-out moments that get kinda stale. Gore doesn’t really get to me, so I just felt pretty bored throughout most of this, not really…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I’m not sure who Alien Romulus is even for. Was the original films fan base clamoring for Ian Holm to be revived with CGI? Or for classic lines to be repeated with the most unsubtle delivery possible? Why was this the direction they chose? I’ve liked Fede Álvarez's previous work so I was excited when he got attached to this project, but what happened here? Even when the fan service isn’t happening I felt little to no tension present, there…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
So happy for Channing Tatum.
MaXXXine is a majorly disappointing conclusion to Ti Wests X trilogy. A very mediocre project which then leads into one of the most misguided third acts I’ve ever seen. Maxine Minx is a very shallow character, and while Mia Goth is great as always her performance is not enough to justify the lack of depth. A film which can’t find its own identity, and feels like it wants to try to be anything else. MaXXXine is a real bummer of a conclusion.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Just like the games themselves, boasts one of the messiest and silliest narratives of the year. Pretty terrible all around, nice seeing Mat Pat though!