Thanksgiving

2023

Ryan
★★★ Liked Watched by Ryan

Nothing too groundbreaking, but has so much fun with its insanely over the top concepts and gory kills. Wooden performances and its pacing halts this at times. However, this film has its moments where it fucking rips, a new slasher franchise may be upon us 👀

EDIT: FUCK SPYGLASS 🖕

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

2016

Ryan
★★★★★ Liked 2

One of the best (if not the best) comedies of the past few years. It never fails to make me laugh consistently and want to show it to everyone I know. The Lonely Island have produced some of the best comedic content of the past 10+ years and this film is a prime example of that.

The Poughkeepsie Tapes

2007

Ryan
★★ 1

Hard watch, incredibly disturbing; potentially had the chance to be so much greater. Decent enough, but it’s missing something, not sure what that something is but it feels pretty directionless at points. It almost gets to lost in the violence and shock factor that it forgets to continue the narrative competently. 

Happy Halloween, I hope it was a good one 🫶

Five Nights at Freddy's

2023

Ryan
★½ Watched by Ryan

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Hell House LLC

2015

Ryan
★★★½ Liked Watched by Ryan

Fun! At times pretty terrifying set ups. The execution could’ve been cleaner but this was a lot better then I would've expected it to be. Fun watch with friends during the Halloween season 🎃

The Nun II

2023

Ryan
★½ Watched by Ryan

The Nun II is the newest film in the Conjuring franchise, and since the first Conjuring I haven’t really liked a film in this series. That streak continues with The Nun II as this is one of the most laughably bad horror films I’ve ever seen in theaters. Nothing here is at all engaging, the characters are so shallow and the only positive here is The Nun herself. She has a great design and screen presence I just wish she was utilized correctly,…

Blue Beetle

2023

Ryan
★★½ Watched by Ryan

This has some love for its characters and good humor but it’s held back by some obvious flaws. For one the villains here are hilariously generic, and the script definitely has some questionable moments. The humor and consistent heart this film carries is able to propel it forward to some positives, but overall just super meh.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

2023

Ryan
★★★½ Liked Watched by Ryan

TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is a genuine delight and an incredible time at the movies. This movie combines gorgeous animation with a strong set of characters to create a truly great rendition of these beloved characters. The dynamic between our four lead characters is so much fun and they create such a great bond as soon as they’re introduced. It’s got some real rough edges in its story and dialogue at times, but it’s kinda hard to deny how enjoyable this is.

Talk to Me

2022

Ryan
★★★★ Liked Watched by Ryan

So rad!! I used to adore the Racka Racka twins content so to see them create something for the big screen is incredible! And at that, this is super good! Gnarly as hell and quite horrific, has one of the cooler third acts in a horror that I’ve seen in a while, total blast!

Oppenheimer

2023

Ryan
★★★★★ Liked Watched by Ryan

“Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.”

My most anticipated movie of what feels like forever is finally here, and I am so happy to say that Christopher Nolan has knocked it out of the park yet again. This is a monumental achievement in filmmaking, Nolan takes this incredibly fascinating story and turns it into one that visits just about every genre. Drama, romance, horror, Oppenheimer is all of these genres at their best. This film is incredibly haunting,…

Barbie

2023

Ryan
★★½ 2

He’s just Ken.