Ryan Patron

Favorite films

  • All About Lily Chou-Chou
  • Four Nights of a Dreamer
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Goodbye, Dragon Inn

All
  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★★★

  • 28 Days Later

    ★★★★

  • Thin Watermelon

  • Nathan for You: Finding s

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Red Rooms

2023

★★★★½ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Four Nights of a Dreamer

1971

★★★★★ Liked Watched

“Now we are bound together forever.”

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Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

I can see why some of the early reviews for The Final Reckoning were mixed, it’s a total maximalist approach that spends its first hour reminding you about the previous films and what happened in each. For me, it would take a lot for these not to work for me, and just like the others I’m left brimming with positivity after watching. The first act did feel quite clunky at points with its constant rehashing, in its defense I think this…

28 Days Later

2002

★★★★ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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Madame Web

2024

★½ 2

There is no fucking way

Longlegs

2024

★★★½ Liked 1

Longlegs is one of the most anticipated films of 2024, and for many I think this film is going to have a hard time meeting those expectations. It’s not the scariest thing you’ll ever see, but what it will do is subvert expectations, and that’s not gonna be for everyone. The whole satanic serial killer trope is definitely a tad overdone, but Longlegs puts a pretty solid spin on things that keeps it engaging and pretty frightening. This is definitely a…