Pool Party Massacre

2017

★★★½ Watched

Completely fucking awful, I had the time of my life!

Murder Mystery 2

2023

★★½ Watched

I actually watched this yesterday and forgot to log it until now if that tells you anything

Murder Mystery

2019

★★★ Watched

Never before have I been more relieved that a movie was just fine

The Cobbler

2014

Watched

All the same problems as Click with none of the sauce

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

2016

★★★ 2

I think what ultimately prevents the magnificent Andor from elevating the installment it leads into, whereas something like Clone Wars did wonders for heightening the tragedy of Revenge of the Sith, is the fact that this film simply does not hinge on Cassian as a character the way Sith hinges on Anakin. Sure, I got more emotional at Cassian's fate in this film knowing the full context of his life, but before you get to that (and the ittedly still…

Bulletproof

1996

★★ Watched

Best thing about this was that they used the same dog from Babe Pig in the City

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

2018

★★★★★ 1

My mom wanted to watch a Marvel movie and suggested either this or Captain America Brave New World. Idk do you guys think I made the right choice

Shakes the Clown

1991

★★½ Watched

Extremely boring in the first half, kinda peak in the second half

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

2009

★★ Watched

This is definitely gonna be #1 on the Betty Thomas ranking

Jim Henson Idea Man

2024

★★★½ Watched

Over the past 2 months I've had the pleasure of reading the excellent Jim Henson biography by Brian Jay Jones, which does an absolutely tremendous job of painting a portrait of who this guy is both creatively and personally. I wasn't expecting this documentary to include nearly the same level of detail, but I was nonetheless rather disappointed at how little I got a sense of Jim as a person from this. After a while it mostly becomes an engaging…

Singin' in the Rain

1952

★★★★½ Watched

Can't believe there are still mfs out there who hate musicals when this exists

Sully

2016

★★★ Watched

Completely inaccurate, he did not listen to Evanescence once