In my country, people often propagandize an obsolete saying: “The more children you have, the more fortune you will get.“

In fact, the correct word is like this: “The more children you have, the more fortune you HAVE TO get.”

Well, I guess “slowburn“ has already been the DNA of this franchise lol ... At least it’s not as slow as its predecessor. I bet they’re going to apply the same pacing technique in the 3rd film

Usually I hate slow-pacing movies, but I guess this one has a kind of magic that keeps me watching it till the end without too much looking to the rest of the duration—even though with hundreds of yawns lol

WAIT... I JUST REALIZED THAT THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED DERRICK IS THE FAT KID IN STAND BY ME?! No wonder his face seems familiar 😭

Anyway, campy movie lovers where u at?! This is the chicken soup for ur soul! Body parts chopped and (Brad) Tits every-fucking-where!

As a non-native English speaker, I’m so glad that the actor pronounced their dialogue clearly that I don’t even have to look at the subtitles lol

Bukan film perselingkuhan biasa, sungguh mengecoh dengan plot twistnya itu. Raise your hand if you don’t see that coming! 🙋

Kayanya jarang banget nemu film anjing yang nggak bikin stok air mata buat sebulan abis (lol). Strays ini termasuk revolusioner. Full of harsh words, serta temanya lumayan berat dan juga berani. Semua manusia yang nelantarin anjingnya deserve that kind of karma.

”Technically, we’re all son of a bitches, Sir.”

- Tanggal lahir FB ditua-tuain 
- Banding2in sama anak temen ortu yang lebih segala-galanya
- Lalu daftarin anak ke les tertentu karena nggak mau kalah
- Emak2 banyak bacot

That’s Asian mentality and they portray all of it perfectly 😭

Kinda confusing in the 1st act, because there are lot of characters 🫣 But it ended wholesomely... so cute?!?! My lonely soul is shaking rn 🥲

This film is disturbing? It’s a one thing
But the ending? Another story😭

Declare myself a psychopath for watching that parasite-infecting scene while eating a cup of instant noodles

“I no longer have to worry about what happens tomorrow, because I’m happy with what I’ve done today“

The pacing is kinda slow, but somehow the storyline still captivates me enough to make me want to watch it till the end—unless the part when Snowden and Lindsay fight bothers me a lot because they show it too much!