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Villager Tom Holland reminds me of Indonesian 10-am FTV played by random white people acting as a lower class 😭😭🤚🏽

In my country, people often propagandize an obsolete saying: “The more children you have, the more fortune you will get.“

In fact, the correct word is like this: “The more children you have, the more fortune you HAVE TO get.”

The title card in the ending 🥲 

Not to mention.. the irony between the issue this film is trying to raise vs what its producer has done for many years 💀 
Dark -> darker -> darkest -> blind 🧑‍🦯

Watched on Tuesday May 20, 2025.

Well, I guess “slowburn“ has already been the DNA of this franchise lol ... At least it’s not as slow as its predecessor. I bet they’re going to apply the same pacing technique in the 3rd film

Usually I hate slow-pacing movies, but I guess this one has a kind of magic that keeps me watching it till the end without too much looking to the rest of the duration—even though with hundreds of yawns lol

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

WAIT... I JUST REALIZED THAT THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED DERRICK IS THE FAT KID IN STAND BY ME?! No wonder his face seems familiar 😭

Anyway, campy movie lovers where u at?! This is the chicken soup for ur soul! Body parts chopped and (Brad) Tits every-fucking-where!

Bergenre action comedy kata Wikipedia, padahal lebih pas kalo disebut thriller-crime. Comedy-nya cuma works di 1 scene doang di babak pertengahan. Sedangkan action-nya juga cuma di-tease tipis-tipis sepanjang film dan baru pecah di babak terakhir.

As a non-native English speaker, I’m so glad that the actor pronounced their dialogue clearly that I don’t even have to look at the subtitles lol

The cinematography and the sound design 😮👏🏻

Bukan film perselingkuhan biasa, sungguh mengecoh dengan plot twistnya itu. Raise your hand if you don’t see that coming! 🙋

Kayanya jarang banget nemu film anjing yang nggak bikin stok air mata buat sebulan abis (lol). Strays ini termasuk revolusioner. Full of harsh words, serta temanya lumayan berat dan juga berani. Semua manusia yang nelantarin anjingnya deserve that kind of karma.

”Technically, we’re all son of a bitches, Sir.”

- Tanggal lahir FB ditua-tuain 
- Banding2in sama anak temen ortu yang lebih segala-galanya
- Lalu daftarin anak ke les tertentu karena nggak mau kalah
- Emak2 banyak bacot

That’s Asian mentality and they portray all of it perfectly 😭

Watched on Thursday May 15, 2025.

Wondering if there is someone who counts how many times the crew said ”Aye aye sir“

Kinda confusing in the 1st act, because there are lot of characters 🫣 But it ended wholesomely... so cute?!?! My lonely soul is shaking rn 🥲

This film is disturbing? It’s a one thing
But the ending? Another story😭

Watched on Monday May 12, 2025.

Declare myself a psychopath for watching that parasite-infecting scene while eating a cup of instant noodles

Grande production design, but unfortunately it goes with very poor writing—lack of background story and even stupid characterization. Wtf do you mean two dumbass humans talking to each other with different languages💀 wasted potential

“I no longer have to worry about what happens tomorrow, because I’m happy with what I’ve done today“

The pacing is kinda slow, but somehow the storyline still captivates me enough to make me want to watch it till the end—unless the part when Snowden and Lindsay fight bothers me a lot because they show it too much!

Mengalami peningkatan dari berbagai sisi apabila dibandingkan dengan versi originalnya. Durasi yang lebih panjang membuat aspek mystery-nya cukup mendapat porsi yang signifikan untuk dibahas.

Menggantikan main characternya dengan sosok yang tadinya lebih sering nongol di beranda Instagram anak Gen Z, nggak lantas membuat filmnya malu-maluin. Paling suka sama acting Keanu di sini. Kalau soal melawak mah ga usah ditanya karena sejak Dua Hati Biru (2024) kemarin pun dia udah sukses membuat tawa penonton pecah dengan ke-asbun-an-nya itu—apalagi di sini yang genre-nya beneran komedi. Bakat komedi Anya pun sebenarnya nggak kalah mencuri perhatian kok dan udah dia buktikan pula melalui Gampang Cuan (2023) dan 2 season The Sexy Doctor is Mine (2022—2023) di Vidio, tapi Keanu jelas tetap juaranya dalam hal ini.

Sayangnya, lagu-lagu yang disajikan di sini (yang nggak ada di film original) terkesan biasa aja dan bahkan forgetable banget. Aspek mystery-nya pun ternyata nggak spesial sama sekali, karena udah ketebak dari awal. Well, at least that iconic "Jablay" song masih dimainin di sini. Suara Keanu dan Anya juga masih lumayan enak didengar.

Nonton ini dulu sebelum nonton versi 2025-nya. Ini film cerdas banget dari segi penulisannya, baik penulisan naskah maupun penulisan lirik lagunya itself. Naskahnya nggak cuma kocak pas scene komedi, beberapa scene drama juga bisa unintentionally jadi kocak wkwkwk. 19 years have ed dan somehow jokenya nggak basi-basi amat. Masih banyak yang bisa bikin ngakak brutal. Penulisan lirik lagunya pun nggak hanya bikin badan pengen bergoyang, tapi juga membuat penonton ngerenungin kritik sosial masyarakat kelas bawah yang terkandung di dalamnya.

Pertama baca novelnya udah cukup lama, yaitu tahun 2022. Namun, somehow gue masih bisa inget detail-detail tertentu dalam novelnya yang dimasukkan ataupun nggak di versi film ini.

Production designnya luar biasa megah dan stylish, no doubt. First of all, apresiasi usaha untuk menyulap Kota Lama kembali ke era kolonial. Lalu, tentu saja wardrobe-nya yang stylish dan memanjakan mata, serta sound designnya yang sukses bikin senam jantung mini. Kemudian, terkait penggunaan Bahasa Belanda, sekalipun gue bukan penutur bahasa itu, pengucapannya looks believeable dan keliatan jelas kalo udah dilatih terlebih dulu.

On the another side, agak mixed feelings sih soal aspek wardrobe ini. Seperti yang menjadi perdebatan pas awal trailernya rilis—walau pas liat itu semua, gue sempet denial dikit karena udah terlanjur excited sama filmnya, LOL—pakaian yang dikenakan memang keliatan bersih banget dan kentara kalo baru dibeli buat keperluan syuting. Chicco Jerikho pun cukup questionable dengan badan super kekarnya itu. Bahkan, I bet dia bisa bikin K.O. para tentara Belanda—yang ga seberapa muscular dibanding dia—hanya dengan tangan kosong. Last but not least… scene "perang" yang terpampang di kata pertama pada judulnya, justru tergolong sedikit.

Another film besides Searching (2018) that shows the importance of being tech-savvy

The world is a bad place, people are lazy morons, minorities are criminals, sex is sick but interesting.

Terlalu banyak karakter dan subplot, lebih cocok kalo jadi miniseries. Walau demikian, tentu tidak menutup fakta bahwa isunya penting dan harus disuarakan. Anyway, shout out untuk penyatuan scene antara footage asli Donald Trump dengan karakter yang dimainin Theron sama Kidman. It looks so seamless.

The OG. Romcom before it’s possessed with that one obligatory scene (read: sex), LOL

The domino effect of cheating … 🫥
It also shows us the importance of consent. You’ll never know that the absence of consent leads to unexpected things like this.

Watched on Saturday May 3, 2025.

That special appearance of Kangen Band at the end of the film 😂 unintentionally funny for no reason

Havoc ini punya cerita yang kurang engaging dan bagaimana dia berjalan pun kerasa lumayan draggy... Of course yang bikin betah nonton (dan bisa bikin ngasih rating 4 LOL) adalah action sequence-nya, walau emang ga se-brutal dan gaakan bisa se-revolusioner duology The Raid.

I don’t give a fuck about all of the over-the-top scenes. If I have been blessed by Shawn’s angel voice; laughed so hard at the jokes; and even nearly sobbed on its little drama aspect (I feel you, Josh, I have also ever been friendless for 1 year when I was a teenager—unfortunately there’s no lonely crocodile came through my roof lol); I’ll give it high stars!

Giving us another side from being an ultra-rich people. Even as an introvert, I would also get bored If I were wealthy but had to deal with a hectic and tight schedule

Makasih banyak MVP Pictures udah ngiklan di IG ads gue tentang e-voucher M-tix untuk film ini, iseng2 daftar dan nggak nyangka ternyata semudah itu dapetinnya wkwk. Maybe strategi karena dikepung Jumbo di Bukit Duri kali ya. Tapi tetep makasih banget bzir, lumayan lho hemat 35K, tinggal bayar biaya aja.

Ok, enough with that tiket gratisan thingy, let’s talk about the film. Sebagai film komedi, jokesnya beneran kocak dan bisa bikin satu studio yang walau ga penuh2 amat itu ngakak brutal. Nggak cuma ngandelin materi jokes kok, karena dibantu sama tata kamera dan sound effect yang unik (terutama sound effect-nya sih). Aspek drama pada babak kedua berhasil dimainkan dengan apik oleh Nadya Arina—it still amazed me even though I know that coming. Sayangnya, secara storyline memang FTV-ish banget, apalagi ada duet bintang FTV Dimas dan Nadya. Predictable karena, ya... what do you expect from romcom kan? Walau sempet mengharapkan ada pembeda di sini dari sisi cerita, karena didirect sama sutradara film festival. Disappointed but not surprised, tapi jelas berpengaruh besar pada rating karena tadinya hampir kasih 4.

Heartwarming, tapi fiksinisasi istrinya rada terkesan playing victim sih. Coba riset tentang tokoh aslinya, justru Chris yang selingkuh sampe beranak. Sedangkan di film? Ya untungnya difiksiin, jadi bisa kasih rating bagus.

Kinda jumpy in some parts, but it pays off with the thrilling tension in the third act a.k.a the escaping scene

Laugh uncontrollably at the first act, and then got a lil bit bored on the second act. I like that ending tho, so unexpected, and broke that goddamn door of morality—but yeah, that’s the example of how wild 2000s romcom could be. It’s wild and of course over-the-top, but don’t ever ask why. Just enjoy it.

Udah nonton beberapa film dengan level gore yang setara dengan Pengepungan di Bukit Duri, tapi so far belum ada yang bisa se-triggering ini. Semua adegan feels so real, so depressing and of course so traumatizing even though for me yang ga punya darah Chindo samsek. Sinting. Indonesia, tolong kamu baik-baik aja ya, please. At least, jangan biarkan apa yang tersaji di film ini benar-benar terjadi 2 tahun kemudian. As a gore movie lover, kali ini resmi saya nyatakan, saya menyerah 🏳️

Beberapa bagian kerasa banget dilama-lamainnya, terutama di babak ketiga. Bikin geregetan 🙃 well at least it’s not as stupid as “sudden tsunami with no early-warning-system“ scene

Oh Jason Statham, the (unbeatable) man you are! Ofc there’s nothing new from the storyline, but I kinda enjoy it ... even though some scenes in the third act are so prolonged. I mean, come on! We all already know from the beginning that Jason Statham gonna beat those assholes easily, so what’s the need of giving us those bunch of unnecessary scenes?

Ada Indonesia coy #IndonesiaMentioned 🇮🇩

Luar biasa sound design dan cinematography nya 😭👍🏼, tapi unsur romance nya kurang kena di gue. Maybe karena nggak terlalu di explore aja

Watched on Saturday April 19, 2025.

Watched this one week after my Bully died. In the beginning, I was a bit confident that I would not cry because I had accepted his death. I know he's already happy up there on the rainbow bridge. He’s no longer suffering. Turns out, I was wrong. I failed. I still cried. Alone in my room at 2 AM. 🥺 We all know that the story is not making any sense, but who fucking cares? It’s a real story tho, let God be the only entity to know very well how the heck Arthur in real life did it

Film horor yang cocok buat orang penakut seperti gue. Nyaris gak ada jumpscare atau setan-setanan seperti film horor pada umumnya. Kecerdasan film ini nggak hanya ditunjukkan dari segi eksekusi ceritanya, melainkan dari segi cinematography-nya yang cerah tetapi berbanding terbalik dengan vibe ceritanya yang kelam.

Baru nonton setelah nyentuh 3 juta penonton, demi nyesuain jadwal my bestie :") Well, at least better late than never. Proud to say I watch this H+1 setelah dikasih umur baru. Thanks God masih diberi rejeki buat nonton masterpiece ini.

Sedari awal, udah dibikin kagum terhadap betapa grande dan detailnya kualitas animasi Jumbo ini. Secara desain karakter pun nggak hitam-putih. Tokoh antagonis punya sisi baiknya dan begitupun sebaliknya, anak-anak yang nonton ini bakal diajarin kalo sebuah karakter ngga harus disebut sebagai “jahat” doang. Teringat jaman gue kecil, kalo nonton kartun/film dan agak ketinggalan ceritanya pasti nanya ”si ini jahat gak?“, “si itu baik gak?”

Yang bikin merinding bukan perubahan tone cerita pada babak ke-3 ke arah yang cukup dark untuk ukuran film SU. Melainkan segmen musikalnya. Suara Don sukses bikin merinding sebadan-badan. AC Bioskop ngga ada apa-apanya :”) 

Sebagai film Semua Umur, tentunya banyak hal-hal yang mungkin akan kerasa cringe bagi orang dewasa. Gue sebagai orang yang sensitive terhadap hal-hal kaya gitu untungnya bisa menoleransinya dengan sangat mudah. Namun, perubahan tone cerita yang gue singgung di paragraf sebelumnya memang lumayan mengganggu sih walau terbilang cukup reasonable. One of my 22 y.o bestie yang punya jantung lemah aja sempet kaget di salah satu scene. Apalagi anak-anak ya? 😭 But its okay lah, toh porsinya ga sedominan itu kaya horor-horor mainstream Indo dan itu bukan kekurangan juga, masih masuk ke preferensi pribadi aja sih.

Americans made a film that is so relatable to Indonesian society? Not on my bingo list!

That "inviting a whole class to your birthday party" scene feels so personal to me HAHA! My parents also did back then when I was in 7th grade. Now when I think about it, I feel so stupid and question myself why the heck I ever agree to that cringe idea 😭

ACAB the Movie. Now it’s the right time for Indonesia to remake this, even with the facing risk of being banned by the fucking government

It’s not your ordinary dream scenario in the middle of the night. It has a character arc, plot twist, moral lessons that enlighten you in just 93 minutes—more than any 4-hour with 3-session seminar you have ever attended—and even a layered story structure!

A lil bit throwback ke masa2 bocah nonton versi kartunnya di Global TV 🐢 walau ga religiously ngikutin sih xixixi.

Bertahun2 kemudian, nemu ini di beranda netflix gue dan lgsg gas nonton, karena as I belum pernah nonton versi filmnya tp gatau ya maybe pernah tp lupa atau memang gapernah samsek. Well, kualitas animasinya di beberapa scene sih memang b aja dan nggak mulus (kalau dibilang “buruk” agak exaggerating soalnya). TMNT berjalan dengan cukup draggy, tapi at least ter-payoff lah sama final battlenya

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