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Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Miller's Crossing
  • School of Rock
  • Cold War

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  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

    ★★★★

  • Eight Men Out

    ★★★½

  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    ★★★★

  • Enemy of the State

    ★★★

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Conclave

2024

★★★ Liked Watched

Surely no movie in 2024 made use of more fabric than this one.

Around the one-hour mark, for about five seconds, I naively thought that just maybe I would be the first to describe this film as a pope opera. Maybe next time.

Vice Squad

1982

★★★★ Liked Watched

I watched a shitty VHS transfer on Tubi for a very appropriate extra layer of grime.

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The Florida Project

2017

★★★★½ Watched

When I see a new film of almost universal acclaim, sometimes I go out of my way to read the negative reviews to get a little distance from the zeitgeist. In the case of The Florida Project’s negative reviews, I saw a few patterns:

• the expected backlash against the critical consensus
• the frustration of viewers who prefer more traditional narratives
• locals objecting to the portrayal of Florida
• accusations of poverty porn

One flavor of that last…

The Others

2001

★★ 4

when Nirvana exploded and every major label scrambled to sign any band they could find that was even remotely similar? Well, if The Sixth Sense is Nirvana (and given how quickly M Night Shyamalan squandered whatever goodwill his breakout hit engendered, I hesitate to draw the comparison), then The Others is Bush.

The themes, tone, essential plot points, and even the color palette are all lifted directly. To its credit, this is not immediately apparent, and the way the…