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Favorite films

  • Metropolis
  • HyperNormalisation
  • All the President's Men
  • Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

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  • Venom: The Last Dance

  • Scenes from a Mall

    ★★

  • The Canyons

  • Goin' South

    ★★★

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Venom: The Last Dance

2024

Watched

What do you want me to say? An awesome song by Dismemberment Plan but honestly, how do people watch this shit and don’t have their heads implode? 

Maroon 5 montage. I think a “drake and drive” could solve some problems.

Scenes from a Mall

1991

★★ Watched

Painful. Why does he do the things he does to me? I’m begging Woody, why!?

Someone should have thrown that Jewish dwarf by his little ponytail just once.

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Funky Monkey

2004

★★★★★ Liked Watched

$1.99 dvd, worth every penny.

Cinema that touches the soul. Currently my imagination is soaring through the clouds high above the mucky muck. Fully absorbed into this rollicking ape comedy I’ve stepped outside my own consciousness and have taken one step closer to experiencing enlightenment.

Knives Out

2019

★★★★ Watched

Nothing original to say, it’s really fun. 

That Juul rip was sick. 

Jamie Lee Curtis basically plays herself (cool).

Ana de Armas wasn’t a hologram (and fully clothed 😥😪).

Daniel Craig’s accent was great but Tom Hanks version of Kernel Sanders was embarrassing. 

I wished this became a giallo movie (and damn did it come close + a couple certain shots later on), it didn’t. 

Donut monologue.

I agree the final shot is superb. 

Now that I said a bunch…

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