So let me get this straight. You expect me to believe that Christopher Walken's empire of inbred space gimp's were conquered by Timmy Salame and Zendaya's band of jawas?

Gay.

Most of this movie is just them dicking around in the sand and combing the desert. Austin Butler was cool and all but If Timmy at any point squared up against Bautista he would have gotten his head caved in immediately. In many ways this feels like if The Cybernatic Ghost of Christmas Past directed The Empire Strikes Back. Show this to someone who hates desert films and watch them either fall asleep or get physically ill. I got the Dune popcorn bucket while I was there and feel sick to my stomach now which is probably how it would feel for them to sit through this.