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This movie irks me so much, i rewatch it just because of the Wanda scenes, because as a stan, i have to cheer up for my girl even in her wrongs, but what the fuck. It aged like milk in the sun.

1.1 I hate the fact that they killed Black Bolt and Reed right away just so Wanda could have a catfight with Captain Carter and Captain Marvel, whom shouldn't even be in the Illuminati.

1.2 The whole concept of the Illuminati is to unite the most brilliant minds to make difficult decisions... in what world Peggy Carter and Maria Rambeau are brilliant minds? Be fucking for real. Examples of women who were part of the Illuminati in comics: EMMA FUCKING FROST and MEDUSALITH AMAQUELIN. Spot the difference? Exactly. One is a telepath with decades of knowledge stored in her brain, other is the leader of a whole nation and she leads very well, thanks.

2.1 I hate the fact that what Wanda does here is mostly red blasts of energy, her most basic power. In WandaVision this woman was rewriting reality and doing the most insane stuff, and the follow up for all that is... hex blasts of energy? Michael Weldron, learn how to read the source material the next time, if there is one next time. I hope not.

2.2 Wanda is more powerful than Doctor Strange. CANON. But here? Here is not the case of her being more powerfu than him because she is more skilled and whatever, is just the fact that he is DUMB and untalented all of a sudden. And i hate this trope, the women of MCU nowdays are not great because they are great, is just because Kevin Feige and his army of brainless writers are himbo-ficating the men. Example 1: Reed Richards, the smartest man alive, tells Wanda right away who the biggest threat of the Illuminati was. Example 2: In Infinity War, Thanos made a black hole to eat Doctor Strange up. and he turned the fucking black hole into a bunch of butterflies to counter attack... And the follow up for that is him getting his ass beaten by Wanda that easily? When all she does against him is shot red blasts of energy? Okay.

3.1 Why is this movie promoting single-motherhood? Wanda is very well married and all of a sudden she forgets about her hubby-soulmate and just cares about the kids? BE. FUCKING. FOR. REAL. From all the character assassination she went through in this movie, this is the biggest no-brainer for me. Wanda would NEVER not care about Vision, if she was able to see herself in all the other universes, why not pick one where she had the kids AND Vision? Better: One where she had the kids, Vision and HER BROTHER PIETRO. Mom, dad, uncle and the kids together. It was all the she wanted in WandaVision, and all of a sudden Vision doesn't matter anymore? You go, Sam Raimi.

3.2 IT SHOULD BE LILA CHENEY, NOT AMERICA CHAVEZ. BYE.

Give me back my MCU, it was mine first. 😔

I regret all the times i was petty pretending this movie doesn't go hard as fuck, just because i am a hardcore X-Men stan and Stevie is weird towards the muties in the comics 🤪 Everybody well-casted, everybody truth to the source material just like the details and the storytelling. Everything right where it belongs. Back when there was no Disney bitches whining on Feige's ears telling him to put a chick in it and make it DEI.

Maybe the queen of tears were we, the viewers who had to suffer watching it. 😭 Not the best k-drama in my book, but it's cute enough.

Watched on Wednesday May 28, 2025.

It takes too damn long for it to lift off. But when it lifts, it's pretty cool. Then it cool down, just for the ending scene to be majestic. Michael B. Jordan lacked range to play twins, but the rest of the cast is serving their A-game, especially Miles Caton, Wunmi Mosaku and Jack O'Connell.

Watched this just because of Hailee Steinfeld. Not gonna lie, Amber Heard's facecard almost gives her a about her negative-serve, how can a person be so bad at acting? Kevin Costner is kinda underrated as an actor, by the way.

"She's So Gone" and "Determinate" always makes me feel like a strong independent woman, and i'm a dude.

Aside from Wi Hajoon's and Jin Kijoo's amazing acting, this movie is sooo annoying. Too much plot armor, too much "all of these people are dumb as fuck" for the story to keep going, because all of this could be solved in 15 minutes. And who are these people???? Flash? Quicksilver? Makkari? Too many pro runners. My suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

This is "Come and See" for softies.

Too much stuff going on, and none of them interesting enough, but it has a great cast and Michelle Pfeiffer playing a hot mom (which she is for sure) will never deserve any slander. When will Dianna Agron have her Espresso moment? She deserves it.

This silly movie has better fighting scenes and sequences than anything-hollywood from the last 15 years 💀 and we love to see it.

The people involved in this movie were like: "Sometimes i'll start a screenplay and i don't know where it's going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way." The biggest nonsense of this film will always be the next scene or the next revelation 😂 Camp done right.

I was expecting something like "Brooklyn" or "About Time", not "A Walk To " i'm in pieces...😭

Spider-Man: Taking Away Your Home.

The violence and torture on japanese films just hits different.

I have one single thought: ??????

I'm surprised by how much screentime Alyla Browne has, and how she was able to portrait the same angry eyes of Anya Taylor Joy and Charlize Theron in such a young age! It is cool how the three of them screamed "I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE, I HATE THESE MEN, I WANT THEM GONE" just with their eyes. Furiosa kinda did everything we wanted Daenerys to do. And my reina argentina Anya Taylor Joy proved once again she is the best there is in this current wave of actresses. Latinas always winning. Also: Chris Hemsworth's best performance yet! George Miller extracts the best of everybody, as usual.

Going to the mountains with a man you never saw before in your life and know nothing about is WILDDDDD... and women really do this shit. Also, so cool to see Kelley Jakle in this! She and Anna Kendrick became good friends during the Pitch Perfect trilogy and i'm glad Anna casted her here. Anna Kendrick is not only a good, charismatic and fun actress but also a promising director! So happy for her.

My shook realizing that Penélope Cruz doesn't play Vicky, nor Cristina in this film... despite serving this amount of CUNT in the movie's poster.

Yes, we can cope with Snow White being a fEaRlEsS lEaDeR and an outgoing girl IF it is done right and IF the movie is decent. Here SHE is the one saving the prince and it was done smoothly. Lily Collins was born for this role, skin as fair as snow and a beauty out of this world. What if i say this is my favorite performance of Julia Roberts? Her comedic skills are underrated as fuck. AND HEY! They hired seven dwarfs and paid seven little actors for their job. Fabulous, right? Perhaps people treated you too harshly, sweetie.

While rewatching this timeless movie, i was thinking to myself how the dwarfs and Snow White had a deal that was good for both of them, and due to that deal they bonded and created a friendship: While they went to do MANUAL LABOR, she would cook for them, and in return they would let her stay in their comfy house... while in the ✨ RE-IMAGINED 2025 LIVE ACTION ✨ the dwarfs would go out to do manual labor just to comeback home and have a whiny girlboss, bossing them around, forcing them to clean the house, while she was just there eating and shitting all day, being a do-nothing bitch. Make it make sense!? Why in hell would the dwarfs like a bossy ass chick annoying the hell out of them and even care about her being dead? Nobody invited you and you wanna give orders to the owners of the house? Gtfo...

No wonder this movie was Walt's favorite. It still holds up perfectly fine. The animation still fluid, iconic and pleasing. And the story is so beautiful and simple. Goodness and kindness wins at the end, and the more envy you have, the uglier you look.

I barely do reviews using my mother language, but let's go. This one deserves it. If you're looking to watch something from Brazil, give this a go.

Estava revendo esse ícone da dramaturgia brasileira depois de ver os teasers do, desde já pavoroso remake de "Vale Tudo", onde a nova Odete Roitman fica repetindo o próprio nome o tempo inteiro, feito um pokémon, numa energia "Raissíssima, a novíssima novelíssima campeoníssima de audiêncíssima". E isso me fez sentir uma saudade imensa dos textos brasileiros dos anos 80 e 90!!! Dessa vibe classuda, de estar vendo algo tão fora da nossa realidade a ao mesmo tempo tão ível. E daí que não condiz 100% com a realidade de como o brasileiro fala e se expressa? Foda-se vocês! Novela, minissérie e etc tem que refletir a realidade do país? Sim, mas também tem que ser um escapismo gostoso, te transportar para determinado mundo e época, e isso "Hilda Furacão" faz perfeitamente bem.

Ana Paula Arósio e Rodrigo Santoro com uma química tão boa que eu estava vendo a hora disso virar um pornochanchada com vários exemplos de sexo ao vivo dos dois. Casal extremamente convincente. Atuações excelentes, uma linda direção de arte, uma história envolvente e uma trilha sonora de músicas viciantes.

Glória Perez, você sempre será a mais mais do Brasil! Pobre de quem não sabe voar MESMO. Ana Paula Arósio, no dia que você voltar a atuar, eu serei feliz. O maior facecard que já existiu na história desse país é o seu, E DIGO MAIS! Rodrigo Santoro, faça uma novela das 21h como protagonista, ou uma nova minissérie brasileiríssima novamente, eu imploro.

This is one of the hardest movie posters of all time, i'm not even joking. And this is the indiest movie of all time!? That final scene tho... ugh. 🥺

Sobbing because this movie made me that my grandma died without me telling her that she did the best she could with the extremely difficult circumstances that she had to face in such a young age, and that she wasn't a cynical gossipmonger, and a mean bitch all the time, just half of the time. I love you, grandma. R.I.P! 🥺❤️

They selected the two most talentless women of hollywood to have a mid-off for 2 hours. Hired a guy who nails romance every single time to direct... just for the romance to suck... which i get, because Rachel Zegler is such an unpleasant person that Andrew Burnap couldn't perform a miracle. They said "no" to 7 little guys, who could have their breakthrough to stardom with this film. Spent 210 million in this... Just for it to flop in their faces either way. Bravíssimos. All you did was made Walt spin like a fucking beyblade in his grave. Dumbasses. Fire them all.

These five stars are for Modern Family as a whole. The best show of my life. Made me laugh so much, and made me cry here and there, but in the last episode... Oh, boy! It was a flood of tears, ugly crying and so much pillow-hugging. Comedy will never be this great again. Thank you each and everyone who had anything to do with this timeless work of art. I will never get tired of revisiting MY family, can't stop teary-smiling just by rewatching some iconic episodes. 💗 Friendly reminder that Mitchell is the best character and deserves MUCH MORE LOVE.

All of this irked me so much that i wanna scream. HOW THE FUCK DID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN KOREA? AND THE CONSEQUENCES WERE MINIMAL PUNISHMENT UNTIL THIS FILM, 10 YEARS LATER, SPARKED OUTRAGE FROM THE POPULATION? I just gonna inhale red and exhale blue, otherwise i'm gonna punch something. Brilliant acting by Gong Yoo, as usual. And thank you, Hwang Dong-hyuk, for doing God's work.

All she had was a slit red dress, a 9mm springfield armory, and the will to serve cunt for 1 hour and 45 minutes straight.

If i had to pick one single movie to watch for the rest of my life, this would be it. I consider the ultimate comic book film. Spider-Man is the most iconic, timeless and relevant superhero of all, and this movie helped his legacy to grow up even more. Thank you, Alvin Sargent, for writing Spider-Man in the best way, that is so true to the source material. And thank you, Raimi, for the spectacular directing. 🕸️❤️

I want what they have.

I'm waiting for Osgood Perkins's to breakthrough, but is taking too long.

Robert Rodriguez would have done it for 30 million dollars instead of 300 fucking million, and with a much better main cast.

Nobody:

Me: STRIKE UP THE BAND AND MAKE THE FIREFLIES DANCE, SILVER MOON'S SPARKLIIIIIIIIIIIING 🗣️📣 ...SO, KISS ME. 😘🥺

Seeing fucking Manuel Ferrara in this caught me off guard, and would be a shook if i wasn't familiar with Sean Baker's pornography addiction 💀
Like... that just made tons of sense from the getgo. This movie is a sample for "Anora", for sure! Way more emotional, with way more dept... or maybe grandmas just hit my heart harder than depressed prostitutes.

Sugar, butter, flour... 🥲💗

May be my favorite broadway musical. Thank you, Sara Bareilles for the incredible music of this incredibly cozy story that makes my eyes go teary since 2015.

Welcome back, Okja. ❤

In a Bong Joon Ho film, having no idea were the fuck the plot is going is the best feeling ever. One of the best directors of our time for sure. And Robert Pattinson served the best performance of his career so far. I love tragic movies to laugh to, at the same much as i love depressing music to dance to.

BREAKING MY SILENCE: This is the best Spielberg's film.

After watching this film, i deadass thought my mom was gonna give me away anytime. 💀 And i cried so much, that she ended up giving away our dvd copy of this film. I was so easily impressed, so unserious.

This film has the best last ten minutes of any movie ever, argue with the wall.

Order of the Phoenix was the Harry Potter book that i took the most time to read because every five pages i had to close it and start punching the air thinking it was Dolores Umbridge's face. The movie captured this annoying feeling so well, Imelda Staunton... the actress that you are. Helena Bonham-Carter elevated Bellatrix so damn much, trust me, she is NOT this charismatic and "cool" in the books.

This was 2005's Espresso. And i still the chills i had, back in the day, realizing i wasn't watching childhood Harry Potter anymore. The slogan "Difficult times lie ahead" was spot on. Mike Newell nailed the tone shift so effortlessly.

The best action film ever made. Every time watching it, it's like the first time. Nicholas Hoult and Charlize Theron... Bravíssimos. 🙌👏

A great reminder of how many lives art has saved. 🥲

This is lowkey a light version of "Martyrs"... What the actual fuck!? 🥺

As a Timothee Chalamet enthusiastic since "Call Me By Your Name" (And i was rooting for him to win the Oscar for that one!!!) i have to say it: Dedicating five years of your life for a role is your personal choice, and doesn't mean you are entitled to award recognitions. Especially in this case. This is not his best performance, you don't feel "five years of dedication" here, like at all. And i would argue that isn't even thaaat oscar-nominee-worthy. Oopsie.

I mean... the movie is okay. Bob Dylan is probably the worst vocalist within the "best selling artists of all time" list, so Timothee could be the most tone deaf person ever and he would still sing it better than Bob. But don't get me wrong, Bob wrote some bangers. I just feel his story is a bunch of nothings above nothings. Not interesting enough, this is pure Oscar bait.

As a huge fan of Adrien Brody, i'm totally in love with this performance of his. Actor of the year, methink. Now hear me out... What if i say Felicity Jones for Best ing Actress? Like, come on. Did ppl just watched half of the movie? Because in the last hour and a half she gives an incredible performance. But if people only watched half of it i can totally understand, because this movie is long as hell, and is lowkey boring in a lot of moments. Very self congratulatory, but i respect it. As we say in Brazil: Gostei, mas não venho mais.

Things that irks me the most:

1. People who make fun of other people's faith/religion, or abuse them because of their religion.
2. Two dumbasses who don't realize that together they could jump an old hag with ease.
3. Women's lack of survival instinct.

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Someone told me to see this movie without knowing any fucking thing about it, and i'm glad i did it this way. Every twist was so fucking dope. Strong contender for movie of the year already!!! It's only me or does Sophie Thatcher looks like Grimes' lost sister? What a great actress she is. Alex Garland, this is your legacy. Absolute cinema. GREAT FOR HER!

Put two chicks in it, make them gay and great.

There is a capybara, therefore this movie is lowkey brazilian.

You can't convince me that Mason Thames isn't Peter Parker.

And this is how you start forgiving your parents. For whatever it is. 💗

This list is not in any particular order YET. Movies that did a number on me in the best way possible. Movies that gave me a cinematic experience like no other. Movies that give me comfort and/or fuel to carry on. Movies that are important to me, period. This list is not made of technically perfect films, therefore not all of my five stars ranked movies will be here.

• The Handmaiden
• Spider-Man 2
• Whiplash
• About Time
• Central Station
• Monster
• A.I. Artificial Intelligence
• Child's Play 2
• The Wild Robot
• A Dog's Will

...plus 90 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Ranking the 2024 stuff.

1. The Wild Robot
2. Deadpool & Wolverine
3. Wicked
4. The Girl with the Needle
5. I'm Still Here
6. The Outrun
7. Conclave
8. The Substance
9. Flow
10. Inside Out 2

...plus 33 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Ranking 2023 films and miniseries i watched.

1. Monster
2. Godzilla Minus One
3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
4. The Holdovers
5. King the Land
6. Weak Hero
7. Unlocked
8. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
9. Poor Things
10. The Moon

...plus 44 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Ranking all movies released in 2022 that i watched.

1. Better Nate Than Ever
2. The Batman
3. Honor Society
4. The Northman
5. Close
6. Top Gun: Maverick
7. Ambulance
8. Everything Everywhere All at Once
9. The Banshees of Inisherin
10. All Quiet on the Western Front

...plus 99 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

2021 ranked from best to worst, in my taste.

1. WandaVision
2. Spider-Man: No Way Home
3. The Power of the Dog
4. Nobody
5. Drive My Car
6. Oxygen
7. Luca
8. The Suicide Squad
9. 12 Mighty Orphans
10. Cruella

...plus 98 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

All the movies i watched from the worst year ever. They are ranked.

1. Promising Young Woman
2. The Father
3. Shiva Baby
4. Minari
5. Nomadland
6. Pieces of a Woman
7. Emma.
8. Another Round
9. A Quiet Place Part II
10. Clouds

...plus 80 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Scarlet Witch solo movie WHEN???

1. Avengers: Endgame
2. Avengers: Infinity War
3. WandaVision
4. Deadpool & Wolverine
5. Spider-Man: No Way Home
6. Guardians of the Galaxy
7. The Avengers
8. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
9. Avengers: Age of Ultron
10. Iron Man

...plus 36 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

We know Scarlet Witch's favorite series thanks to WandaVision, so i guess those are her favorite movies.

• Being the Ricardos
• Bewitched
• Moonstruck
• Bridget Jones's Diary
• Sabrina Goes to Rome
• I Love Lucy: The Movie
• Twilight Zone: The Movie
• Interview with the Vampire
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Edward Scissorhands

...plus 19 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.