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“i am your father” 

(4.5!)

it’s all popping off in the skywalker household

luke and leia kissed… TWICE D:
it just felt wrong (for good reason)

that “fake” hand looked exactly like luke’s hand thank god to technology 💀

yoda was making some crazy noises btw

“but i was going to tosche station to pick up some power converters 🙄😓”

(4.4!)

i feel insanely maternal over luke skywalker it’s insane

leia and luke are getting incestuously risky i hope they find out they’re siblings soon LMAO

obi wan… rip king :(

i NEED to watch this drunk

this movie had so much deception and plotting and playing both sides i almost got confused but they kept me sane with not killing obi wan kenobi.

one therapy session for anakin would’ve fixed this entire movie. he’s so so so so so gullible 😭

and STILL has no like personality development after about what? 13years now of jedi “being” idk the time skip but like cmon king… get your act together LMAO

3.8!!

yoda was really doing flips on it

idk if i just don’t watch that many romance movies, but oh my lord the romance between pé and anakin had me in a chokehold lol

but why hasn’t, after ten years, anakin like… grown personality wise? it seems like the only thing he gained was this emo phase of “ew i hate the world let’s take over everyone and if they don’t agree then waaa waaa we’ll just force them to” 

and for a senator and former queen and beautiful lady, why did pé look at him after that monologue and go “yeah i love you let’s get married” 

and obi wan kenobi…  i love you <3

3.65* !!

okay, why did it take me so long to finally start watching star wars? but this one was just fun and nothing else. despite the fact that it looked like a powerpoint i loved the costumes and the light saber fighting was so dramatic i loved it.

but it did feel like it was over explaining a whole bunch, not in a kids movie way over explained but in a way that they were scared to make this movie over 2 hours. it could’ve done with another 30/40 minutes.

i’m such a sigma male about this movie.

it’s beautiful. everything about this movie is beautiful and wonderful and brilliant and fantastic and the potc trilogy definitely ends here.

elisabeth and will getting married in the middle of a war? oh my god someone euthanise me LMAO

and he literally gave his heart to her i’m gonna scream :( will and elisabeth turner are one of the only love stories that make me CRAZY

okay this movie is ridiculous but not ironic ridiculous, not like the others

like this movie knows other marvel movies are starting to take the piss, but then kind of takes the piss even more without realising WHILST realising it does take the piss.

literally what is happening during this movie? cool fight scenes and cinematography sure because of a big budget but when a movie says “let him cook” and “let’s take the L” idk if it’s me being like a pretentious movie person who hates fun but what the hell

felt like trying to shove loads in because “oh they know this!” “oh the guys who love the guy who did this thing will love this!!” like why did it have some pauses and awkward moments of silence after a reference? it felt like friends

and my mum started scrolling on her phone an hour in. that says enough lol

“batman, i love you more than my kids!”

this is how people must feel about star wars (i love you liam moyle)

he should’ve just let her play the cello

needed more colin ritman :(

god another pair of tragic lesbians to add to the pile :(

me when i hold a grudge

THIS is black mirror (i cried)

i didn’t hate it… (could’ve done with a better ending)

i couldn’t take this one seriously but two points for the quick gore

hasn’t jesse pinkman been through enough

finally, something that tackles the glorification and romanticism of true crime in media. thank you, love ❤️

i mean it was kind of fun but nothing else

idk why but when jean jacket like evolves it makes me tear up 💀 i think i just get overwhelmed LMAO

i mean… they did get out 🤷🏽‍♀️

showing jordan peele movies to my mum, it’s a movie you experience differently when you know the ending

this felt like alvin and the chipmunks

brilliant brilliant acting and ending,,,,,,,

but you can tell an angry elderly man wrote this one like it felt like an elderly man got really angry at his grand children for using their phones too much and wrote an ep of black mirror to ‘prove a point’

yes queen pop off girl

the emotion behind this, the character “development”, the ethical questions it raises, the characters obvious flaws, the pacing, the plot, love.

but the actress for sara (with all loveliness and respect) was NOT 15

you cannot tell me this isn’t i have no mouth and i must scream if harlan ellison was sane

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as kanye said, “everybody making these negative comments… the bees go get ‘em.”

the last 30 minutes had me in a chokehold

the only movie that made me feel like it was my fault💀💀💀

this is dora the explorer for adults

“OW! What are you, nuts?!”

disgusting and disgustingly executed

idek why i do this shit to myself why did i watch this at 1:45am LMAO

(edit : read the full synopsis’ of the other movies in this “trilogy”… i’m gonna take advantage of my free will and leave those alone 😭)

i haven’t even finished it yet but we already know the drill - five stars, love ❤️

felt very “the first one did well so we’ll make a second one”

i needed captain haddock as a 10 year old girl and i still need him now i fear

she was fun, wacky, but a little bit awkward and i can’t explain why

i went from 😄 to 😟

i just had to watch it again i can’t help it i promise

“that’s, uh, no mine.”

couldn’t even finish this one chat 👎🏽👎🏽

this was exactly what i needed

so so so heartbreakingly well done

she really said fuck it for the last like 30 minutes

specifically 4.9 but would be a 5 without those like two gangster rap songs, ruined some of the exhilarating scenes.

and i’m SO glad people don’t spit like that anymore lol

slushy noobz who?

that silent fight scene was yummy

i was sat in pure wonder for most of this

i just needed to watch it again

“will you check on me every 15 minutes?” (i cried myself a headache)

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