"That is not my Poirot!" My girlfriend shouted at the tv. I wish I had that level of commitment for the visual medium. Maybe one day.

The Oscar in 1993 should've gone to Michael Caine goddammit! With one hand tied behind his back by muppets he still delivers a performance that makes Al Pacino and Robert Downey Jr look like child actors (I guess, I haven't seen Scent of a Woman or Chaplin).

Some great visuals but stumbles in the second half. I really love how fast everybody buys that vampires are around!

I'm glad they remade this one, no one want to get dressed like this dude for Halloween.

Some of the effects were really impressive while some of the plot was not.

It's nice to see that Hitchcock already from start was the master of suspense, and also that his... interest in blondes was a life long ion.

The ending is a bit cheesy and I wish Hitchcock would've been allowed to keep his original.

Dinosaurs are cool, however blackface is not.

Really cool flick and the dinosaurs look great. Some of the characters really shines through with great moments involving catapults, wrestling and monkeys while some others have shallow stories with morale dilemmas without consequences.

Not as good as the first one and is actually cheapening it by making Hiccups development less important in the grander schemes of things while also making him more of a chosen one instead of just a regular nerd we can all relate to. I also feel like the morale of the story turns into that violence is the answer?
Also the whole alpha thing is cheap writing and biologically misleading.

A few very nice scenes though, like when his parents meet again. Cinema gold.

It's a great story portrayed in an innovative new way! The feels are really turned up to eleven for this one. Please set more classic literature in a space setting, but have less comedic sidekicks. Please.

The beautiful cinematography almost makes up for the lack of Sting in metallic underwear.

Looks great but some of the costumes are just nightmare fuel. On the other hand, some caterpillar costumes are just a guy stuck in a sleeping bag.