4o3v2h

it's always "let's escape death" but never "how is death? is death having fun? is she fulfilled creatively?"

amy, i get it, talking to girls is no easy task, once i was hanging out with a girl i liked, then she sneezed and i said "goodnight"

guys wake up, florence pugh pugh is back 🔫

friendships between girls are less about the sleepovers and more about alibis and the gay theatrics

having a colleague like these guys is kind of like when you decide to bring a jacket with you when going out. at first you're like: cool! i have a jacket, but a few minutes later it's like: great, now i am responsible for this jacket

shelly, your absence fills our lives, your memory haunts our souls, and your corpse fertilizes the earth

bobby is the kind of person that enters a grocery store and instantly starts debating whether he is the hottest person there

at this point i am sure the kid from pet sematary refused to any project if he wasn't allowed to do AT LEAST one scene doing a batman impression

finally a movie that turns around daddy issues, just stop whining and traumatize your father back

a couple of days ago i watched another vampire movie and wondered if religious paraphernalia would work against an atheist vampire. looks like i got my answer. also, this is exactly what i imagine christmas carolers must be like

their snack choices are literally to die for

glen/glenda kinda has keira knightley's mannerisms

correct me if i'm wrong but i don't think lamaze class covers what to do if your little "bundle of joy" starts summoning an evil burn victim in a fedora

this is exactly what 15 year old me thought was going to happen between her and tate langdon from ahs

inquiring about someone's diet is a bold move for someone within stabbing range

mr miyagi really came through in this one, i guess wax on slash off bitch

okay but do crucifixes also work on atheist vampires? i'm asking for a friend

personally, if i ever had a life or death encounter with a werewolf, i wouldn't wait for his 10 minute long transformation to be over to start defending myself, but hey, that is just me, maybe i have no manners

sea sickness is kind of embarrasing "oh no, the boat is moving" let me throw up about it

when girls check their astrological compatibility with water signs this is exactly what they have in mind, what does that fish stick do?

more like freddy cougar, jeez

uncle chip ended up looking like kevin's famous chili

microdosing vampirism by using jazz hands to deal with society's impending doom all day and snacking all night (preferably in the company of hailee steinfeld)

never mess with a mom that can run in heels

thanks hugh grant for discussing the true unbelievable idea of a certain religion: a 30 year old man having 12 close friends

looks like not even jason could escape elon musk

billy how can you be so touch starved and touch repulsed at the same time? what are you? written by dostoevsky?

identity theft is not a joke jim, millions of families suffer ever year

praying on someone's downfall isn't enough, i need to participate in it

i feel like if willy wonka ever went to the dentist and was told to "open up" he would just be like: well, i just be feeling sad *rambles about his daddy issues* *same*

tag yourself, i'm the creeper, because i walk very silently and people don't hear me when i enter a room so i end up scaring them when they turn around and their fear fuels me

michael cera always looks like he just apologized to a mannequin after bumping into it and is now overthinking the interaction

mom can you come pick me up there's bad vibes here

i like my queer poets like my ancient staircases, dirty and guaranteed to send me straight to hell

a cutting-edge piece of cinema. truly dissects the human condition. buñuel really knows how to slice through the narrative

in light of recent events, fuck

girl dinner

vape convention gone wrong, talk about a mist opportunity

diversity win! she's trans and she's going to kill you, because as we all know, the first step to any murder is to have fun a be yourself

i think the apple's rotten right to the core

i have one foot on the grave too, but in a fun way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking if young brad pitt showed up in my house

no dwarves were harmed (or hired) in the making of this movie

anything is funny when you put old people in it. except for the beach... and the ground

ah yes, the movie that made us delusional enough to think we could even attempt to sing like halle bailey

they BETTER have said hi to brian on monday, otherwise i am personally inventing time travel, chasing them down and sticking letter openers in their skulls

wolfhood is a spectrum. it goes from *i am plagued by the carnal ferocity of my existence and my claws are knives to pierce the flesh of my enemies* to * wolp :) heightened senses, raw sex appeal and public exhibitionism*

having a hot ghost haunting your house is such an inconvenience, what do you mean i have to read an article on the political collapse in philippines instead of rewarching spongebob for the fourth time this month just to look interesting?

es the second law of robotics: unless its eyes turn red, a robot cannot be evil

i love movies about dysfunctional teens chasing their dreams

cute first date idea: a romantic night in. i bring the wine, the music...and the gun. also, we are getting married, dress accordingly! (or don't, i have duct tape😉)

• A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child
• Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas
• Rosemary's Baby
• The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1
• Immaculate
• Seed of Chucky
• Eraserhead
• Alien

These are some movies that I have really enjoyed :)

• Psycho
• Crimson Peak
• The Silence of the Lambs
• Thesis
• The Menu
• The Grand Budapest Hotel
• Friday the 13th
• Lady Bird
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• Fresh

...plus 74 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Girl, Interrupted
• Pearl
• Black Swan
• Carrie
• Gone Girl
• Midsommar
• Promising Young Woman
• The Menu
• Ready or Not
• The Craft

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• A Clockwork Orange
• Babygirl

• Black Swan
• Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
• The Crow
• The Angry Birds Movie
• The Angry Birds Movie 2
• Finding Nemo
• The Birds

• Dead Poets Society
• Maurice
• Kill Your Darlings
• Saltburn
• Dorian Gray

• Scream
• Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

• We Live in Time
• The Amazing Spider-Man 2

• Child's Play
• Toy Story

• Pocahontas
• Avatar