Convoys and Kaijus: on shelves and screens this month

Head back into the Maryland woods in 4K with The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Head back into the Maryland woods in 4K with The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Bill Paxton takes some cash, Godzilla does some smash, there’s terror in the woods, and big ol’ trucks and gyrating bodies abound in the latest edition of Shelf Life.

The long shadows of the approaching winter make November the perfect month to celebrate the bleak black-and-white crime pictures of film noir—that, and “Noirvember” is a great pun. (Here’s a tip for aspiring filmmakers: never hand critics a pun unless you want them to use it. Critics love puns.) Unlike and Journal contributor) Marya E. Gates, who started the tradition on Twitter in 2010, when Twitter was still fun.

Since then, Noirvember has bloomed into a full-on event, with retrospectives planned at art houses, libraries and cinematheques throughout the English-speaking world. Gates has compiled a list of participating theaters and streaming services, so go and experience the hard-bitten cynicism of crime pictures past while it’s still seasonal.


Godzilla

4k UHD + Blu-ray available November 5 from The Criterion Collection.

Godzilla

Godzilla 1954

ゴジラ

Decades of botched dubbing and goofball interpretations in the West have reinforced the idea that Godzilla movies are kids’ stuff—or, worse, just “guys in rubber suits”. Either way, the idea is that these films are not to be taken seriously, a bias that’s evident in Variety’s nod to Ishirō Honda’s 1954 franchise-starter on its recent list of the 100 best horror films of all time. (In short, Godzilla is deemed “tacky” and “kitsch,” while King Kong “retain[s] every bit of [its] wonder.”) But if you revisit Godzilla in its new 4K digital restoration from the Criterion Collection—which, it should be said, has always handled the picture with the appropriate respect—with your cinephile glasses on, you’ll find a monstrous metaphor of unusual depth and nuance.

The standard line is that Godzilla is a metaphor for the nuclear destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and that is true. But it’s only the tip of the kaiju iceberg. As Stephen writes, while “it is easy to see it as a clear allegory… this film percolates with so much more. Every symbolic layer can be read in different ways, with evocations so wide that [its] scope becomes novelistic.” Gojira itself stands not just for national trauma but also national guilt and shame over the atrocities committed by the Japanese Imperial Army during WWII.

The monster embodies “spirits of the forgotten dead, coming back in rage, awakened by incautious and cavalier testing of the H-Bomb, demanding that we the horrors that were unleashed the last time,” says Threepenny, who reflects on Honda’s film through the lens of J. Robert Oppenheimer and American Prometheus in an insightful review. In fact, several draw parallels between Oppenheimer and Godzilla’s Dr. Serizawa (Akihiko Hirata), scientists who are both humbled and haunted by the apocalyptic potential of the technologies they developed.

Add Honda’s “impressionistic and somber” ground-level observations of ordinary Tokyoites confronting unstoppable forces of death and destruction—one woman laments that she survived Nagasaki, and now she has to deal with this?—and Godzilla takes on yet another layer as a plea for collective global responsibility for our nuclear future. “I’m still reeling over how sad this movie is,” Elijan reflects, and it’s true—just as it’s true that this thoughtful, multilayered elegy became so popular and impactful, it eventually morphed into a lighthearted film series for kids.

A Simple Plan

Limited edition 4K UHD and Blu-ray available November 19 from Arrow Video.

A Simple Plan

A Simple Plan 1998

In of style, A Simple Plan is an outlier in Sam Raimi’s filmography. “It’s surprisingly understated, and contains a level of maturity I never would have expected from a Raimi flick,” Tom observes. It’s only slightly reductive to call A Simple Plan Raimi’s response to Fargo, which was released two years earlier by his buddies Joel and Ethan Coen. The difference is that Raimi’s take on slow-witted criminals tripping on their own shoelaces in snowy Minnesota downplays the “quirky characters and pitch-black humor”, Mark explains, in favor of biting misanthropy.

That’s what really marks this as a Sam Raimi movie. The director’s gonzo tendencies are tempered here, which leaves his gleeful love of watching characters suffer. The film it reminded me of the most is Drag Me to Hell, in which, again, a flawed but fundamentally decent person is condemned to inescapable suffering by a simple lapse in judgment. In that tale, it was a lack of comion that condemned its protagonist. Here, it’s good old-fashioned greed, as working-class Midwesterner Hank (Bill Paxton) plunges himself into the inferno by doing something a lot of us would do: declining to turn in a stash of stolen cash to the police. Once Hank’s decision has been made, there’s no reversing it. It’s in God’s hands now, and Raimi’s God is an asshole.

Nobody suffers more than Hank’s downtrodden brother Jacob (Billy Bob Thornton), who’s living with an unnamed intellectual disability and whose trusting nature pretty much guarantees his downfall. But although Thornton’s performance is frequently singled out for praise by Letterboxd , I have to agree with Andrew that “this is Bill Paxton’s movie through and through.” His turn as an ordinary man unraveled by his own hubris underlines one last cruel irony: that Paxton was taken from us too soon.

“Leave it to Sam Raimi to expertly encapsulate the trifecta of forces that drive the human condition: stupidity, fear, and greed,” CinemaVoid writes. Despite receiving multiple Academy Award nominations, A Simple Plan is now considered something of a footnote in Raimi’s filmography, a state of affairs that will hopefully be corrected by Arrow’s new 4K UHD release.

Convoy

Limited edition 4K UHD and Blu-ray available November 27 from Imprint Films.

Convoy

Convoy 1978

Convoy is another oddball in its director’s filmography, but for completely different reasons. There’s no point in mincing words, so let’s get right to it: By the time he directed Convoy, Sam Peckinpah was a terminal alcoholic. His inability to focus on work is why this old dog is so dang shaggy. “Rumor has it that old Sam spent most of this shoot completely out of his gourd in his trailer,” Mosquito Dragon writes, adding that “most of the actual directing was carried out by the AD, who happened to be none other than James Coburn.”

So yeah, Peckinpah’s signature style doesn’t come across very strongly in Convoy. But that’s fine—I always found his brand of bullet-ridden machismo noxious, anyway. What we do get instead is a sweaty, sexy, Hamm’s-swilling ode to the working class whose politics are as incoherent as the cutting in its action scenes, but who’re such a good hang that neither of those things really matter. (Each of the truck stunts is filmed from multiple angles, so the effects budget wasn’t wasted, at least.) Convoy’s solidarity crosses gender and racial lines: on the open road, we’re all equals. Well, except for the cops.

One thing that does come through loud and clear is Convoy’s hatred of the police, embodied here by bumbling-yet-sinister racist cop Sheriff Lyle Wallace (Ernest Borgnine). This movie is an ACAB classic, and “it’s hard to imagine a movie coming out of Hollywood now that has such a clear contempt for cops,” as Comrade_Yui notes. “It’s just so unapologetic in its portrayal of cops as heartless abusive bastards and in its willingness to take joy at their expense,” ScreeningNotes observes. “I love that.”

Convoy’s casual anti-authoritarianism is as much of its era as the outlaw country music that inspired it. (Further underlining its “this-shouldn’t-work” quality, the film is based on a story-song by C.W. McCall.) “It’s poignant because this sort of narrative about kicking against tyranny seems to have become co-opted by the tyrants themselves,” Mosquito Dragon wistfully adds. Indeed, in the 21st century, modern cowboys like Kris Kristofferson’s long-haul trucker Martin “Rubber Duck” Penwald are more likely to ride in of fascism than against it. If that seems like a lot of political subtext for a film that’s considered an embarrassing stain on its director’s reputation, it is—but it’s all there, out on the highways speeding towards Mexico.

Heavenly Bodies

Blu-ray available November 12 from Fun City Editions.

Heavenly Bodies

Heavenly Bodies 1984

If you watch them back-to-back, like I did, Heavenly Bodies becomes a feminine companion piece to Convoy’s rugged masculinity. On a serious note, both films are about working-class strivers battling for their place in a hostile world through the power of pure bullheaded sexiness. More frivolously, they’re both sweaty as hell. (If nothing else, you’ll walk away from this movie with a profound respect for star Cynthia Dale’s energy levels. I was tired just watching her.) They also share, let’s say, a lack of regard for standard narrative structure. Heavenly Bodies is a musical in spirit, if not in letter, and Jake describes it as “90% montage; 100% heart.”

Canada’s answer to Flashdance is aware of its place in the ’80s dance-movie canon: Early on, a character stands outside a movie theater, hands on her hips, and observes the poster for Adrian Lyne’s similarly high-energy hit. The plot, roughly, fits BulletproofQpid’s quip calling it “the Rocky of jazzercise films”, accompanying irrepressible aerobics instructor Samantha (Dale) on a classic underdog arc that evolves from low-key realism to a “save the rec center”-style ’80s head rush. It’s kind of a goofy movie, ittedly. But it’s just so gosh darned charming, in that earnest, self-effacing way that only Canadians can pull off.

Letterboxd happily get into the spirit of the thing, frequently describing Heavenly Bodies in awestruck . Dublincore calls it “pure bliss”, comparing the film’s athletic physicality to martial-arts films of the era. “When she sees her life flash before her eyes and that guitar music picks up during the final showdown, I nearly fainted,” Sidney says. But my favorite review of Heavenly Bodies comes from Morgan, whose description is so poetic I have to quote it at length:

“So deep in absurd ‘this isn’t a real movie’ territory that it loops around to a crystal-clear purity of form and purpose. Relentlessly eager to spotlight nonstop dancing, aerobics, and more aerobics at the expense of meaningful plot until it achieves a sort of nirvana; a sublime plane of pure emotional and sensory transmission mapped directly onto my brain via montages of leg warmers and leotards.”

Heavenly Bodies is a hidden gem of the ’80s that blends the ridiculous and the sublime, so of course it’s coming to Blu-ray from Shelf Life favorites Fun City Editions.

The Blair Witch Project

Limited edition Blu-ray November 11 from Second Sight Films.

Reading through Letterboxd reviews of The Blair Witch Project, you begin to notice a generational gap. like Zoë, who saw the movie around its initial release in 1999, express a clear nostalgic affection for the film: “Genuinely do not think I knew fear until I watched this at a sleepover in my pitch-black unfinished basement at 2am when I was ten years old,” she writes. That’s how I first encountered the feral grandmama of found-footage horror, too; I didn’t catch it early enough to actually think it was real, but I did watch TV news reports about people who did. That buzz gave it a whispered power, priming me for getting the absolute crap scared out of me when it finally came out on video.

Tony tells a similar story, describing watching the movie on VHS at a friend’s house. “I got scared. I’m talking about the kind of scared I had not felt since I was a kid,” he writes. “The people on the screen kept getting more and more lost in those woods and when I looked outside, all I could see were woods… It all just seemed so damn real that, even though I knew it wasn’t, it was really easy to let myself believe it was.”

“Watching it on VHS really sells the whole enterprise, especially in the nighttime sequences,” SilentDawn adds, saying it “places the audience right in the middle of a campfire tale” with “jagged edges and pixels” and “suffocating darkness beyond a few feet of relative safety”. Revisiting the film again as an adult, first about a decade ago and again in the buildup to Halloween, it’s these empty spaces—between pixels, and out there in the woods—that still freak me out. We never see what makes Heather scream, “What the fuck is that?!” as she flees the campground in the middle of the night, but the ragged terror in her voice makes us believe that, whatever it is, it must be horrifying.

The character of Heather, who gets a lot of hate (personally, I find her realistic in her faults and contradictions), is emblematic of changing attitudes towards The Blair Witch Project. Although nostalgia-tinged odes to the film’s fright factor abound on Letterboxd, the most popular reviews are let down by the hype. In fact, there are a whole series of who are mystified that a movie that’s just three annoying characters squabbling in the woods for an hour could be considered one of the scariest movies ever.

In this way, The Blair Witch Project was a victim of its own success. After that initial wave of hype came a deluge of rip-offs and parodies, which dulled its edge by ruining the illusion of reality. It’s because the movie was so popular that, as a phenomenon, it can never be repeated—partially because social media would fact-check the lore within minutes, and partially because audiences in 2024 understand shaky hand-held footage of people running and screaming through the woods at night to be a legitimate form of cinematic grammar.

Maybe you really did have to be there. I kind of feel sorry for those who weren’t—for the brief moment when you could suspend disbelief and get caught up in the legend, getting freaked out by The Blair Witch Project was a whole lot of fun.


‘Shelf Life’ is a monthly column and newsletter by Katie Rife, highlighting restorations, repertory showings and re-releases in theaters and on disc.

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