The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

why is wes anderson so late to michael cera? practically engineered in the wes labs. i’ve been on his game for decades while he was distracted by timothee chalamet. we wasted so much time

A Simple Accident

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

ittedly took a while to grasp this but those last twenty minutes floored me, a slow descent from dark comedy into pure dread, jafar panahi went crazy with this one

Splitsville

2025

★½ 2

improved by a party going on close to the screening so in dialogue heavy scenes you could sometimes hear soulja boy

Romería

2025

★★★ Watched

the ripple effect of aftersun needs to be studied, and this introduces it’s beautiful hyperreal elements far too late in the runtime to stand apart

Die My Love

2025

★★★★ Liked 3

standard side effects to being isolated with robert pattinson

Alpha

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

i’m willing to let a lot of this slide but i cannot a tame impala needledrop

Urchin

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

incredible performance from the girl who sang atomic kitten at karaoke. this harris dickinson guy is going places too

Pillion

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

this is why they closed down bromley picturehouse

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★½ Liked 4

you can’t hate this one!! that’s what the entity wants, it wants us to turn against eachother

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

2015

★★★½ Liked 2

crazier than any stunt is ing jeremy renner was in TWO of these

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

2011

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

probably the best one but only for the visual gag where tom cruise isn’t tall enough for the identification scanner

Legend

1985

★★★ Liked Watched

attended a conversation with tom cruise yesterday and he talked about this more than eyes wide shut. a film soooo pretty that you don’t care the rest is complete nonsense