Goofy fun, but also too goofy for its own good, as the erratic tone never quite finds a solid footing between modern pulp samurai homage and bouncy comedy. Still, Hauer redoing Zatoichi as a ‘Nam vet on a crusade of forgiveness and dismemberment is worth the price of ission, especially when Randall “Tex” Cobb is the heavy henchman he has to show down against. Shouts out to Terry “Terrance” O’Quinn, playing a sorta proto Walter White almost two decades before we even knew what that was.