"Go ahead, Cookie. They don't need to know you're on the LAPD Swat Team."

Pirromount Pictures were responsible for this, A POLISH VAMPIRE IN BURBANK ('85) and CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLF ('88). I haven't seen those two yet, but I highly doubt they reach the dizzying heights of this trash masterpiece. Almost like ZAZ got into freebasing and exploitation instead of legit filmmaking.