John Travolto: The Face with Two Left Feet

1979

★★★ Rewatched

Travoltasploitation. Easily one of the oddest pieces of Italian knock-off trash that ever existed. Incredibly bubbly and watchable. I wanna throw a Travolto party.

Gone with the Pope

2010

★★★★ Rewatched

The Unbearable Burden of the Italian American. [35mm]

Pit Stop

1969

★★★★½ Watched

"There's a suicide born every day."

Spider Baby

1967

★★★½ Rewatched

"Just because something isn't good doesn't mean it's bad."

Forced Entry

1975

★★ 1

(Note: This is for Shaun Costello's 1973 Harry Reems pornographic film, which isn't listed on LB due to their dumb "no adult titles" rule. Will update once I watch the '75 remake.)

Unrepentant filth of the highest order, in which a Vietnam vet (Reems) stalks women and rapes them, all while having flashbacks (which are interspersed, usually via stock footage). The "roughie" TAXI DRIVER (before TD even existed); PTSD is merely an excuse to watch this man violate the "enemy" (including a couple "filthy hippie" lesbians). Irrefutably unnerving, never once sexy and wholly disgusting -- I guess that means it's ultimately a success.

Penitentiary II

1982

★★★½ Watched

The STAR WARS style opening crawl that connects the first two PENITENTIARY pictures might be one of the greatest things I've ever seen in a movie.

Fanaka's sequel is hurt a little by distracting recasting (Ernie Hudson is crazy and all as the new Half Dead, but he's got all his teeth! Also -- I miss Wildcat!), and there are some weird narrative hiccups, but there's no denying these movies came from a singular, unique worldview. The love of cinema…

Lady Terminator

1989

★★★★ Rewatched

"We've seen more dead bodies than you've eaten hot dogs, so shut up and eat." [35mm]

Pinball Summer

1980

Rewatched

"This is so boring," one jag off Canuck teen said to the other, and then I went back to sleep. [35mm]

The Roommates

1973

★★★★ Watched

"An evening of easy virtue...an orgy that will be long ed."

A companion piece to PRETTY MAIDS; all grown up and ready to party. The casual banter between these four goddesses is so damn good, always feeling just heightened enough. Marks is Vadim without the exploratory camera, but he's just as disinterested in actual thrills and preoccupied with all that glitters in the fuck room. I think I love you, Roberta Collins.

Truck Turner

1974

★★★★½ Watched

Sprinkle some out in my coffin when I die.

Loose and laid back gives way to an ultra taut second half, sporting a gang of villains as memorable as the enigmatic hero. The final twenty minutes are like Blax Peckinpah; an urban WILD BUNCH set in glass houses and hospitals. This movie is nuts.

Shanty Tramp

1967

★★★½ Watched

"Oh when the saints come marching in...oh when the saints come marching in..."

The devil went down to Miami, and He took the form of a woman, in order to pervert and destroy every man in sight. [35mm]

Julie Darling

1983

★★★ Watched

Isabelle Mejias is the mousy, demented cousin to Drew Barrymore, wielding a shotgun and bearing witness to sex crimes. Plays a mean game of chess, too. [35mm]