Dangerous Animals

2025

★★★★ Watched

No nonsense, mean spirited Ozploitation that delivers a hefty dose of brutal violence juxtaposed against gorgeous oceanic photography (the slo-mo shots of big game fish swimming are incredible). Anchored by a deranged Jai Courtney performance as a shark obsessed serial killer, hopefully this signals a second act in the action star’s already weird career, as it’d be a real hoot to see him embrace being a beefy character actor not too far removed from Gerard Butler. Anyway, escalates quite nicely…

Switchblade Sisters

1975

★★★★½ Rewatched

“No, let me give you some advice, COP. You can beat us, chain us, lock us up…but we're gonna be back, understand? And when we do, COP, you better keep your ass off our turf, or we'll BLOW IT OFF! Ya dig? We're the Jezebels, COP - that name. We'll be back!”

No Man’s Land.

[Source: Theatrical Repertory Screening]

Bruiser

2000

★★★½ 1

Warmed to this much more on my latest viewing - perhaps at least partially because we've been gifted a proper Blu-ray that somehow presents the '90s DTV stylings as pleasantly colorful - while chewing on the movie's supernatural super cuck revenge plotting. In hindsight, would trade pretty much all of Romero's end period zombie films (outside of LAND OF THE DEAD) for a few more of these idiosyncratic character pieces that feel spiritually connected to stuff like SEASON OF THE…

Brooklyn's Finest

2009

★★★½ 1

Brutally violent, impressively polished exploitation follow up to TRAINING DAY that drops any sort of prestige pretense, yet still sports one of the more stacked casts you'll ever see in this brand of low pulp (Gere, Snipes and Cheadle are all really cooking). Hawke reuniting with Fuqua, only to play the dirty badge this time around, seems to be the movie's main selling point, but he just doesn't embody ruthlessness quite like he did the naïve rookie merely trying to…

Vigilante

1982

★★★★★ Rewatched

How to Kill a Judge

[Source: Blue Underground 4K UHD Blu]

3:15 the Moment of Truth

1986

★★★ Watched

Tuff Turf

An after school special-pitched companion to stuff like SAVAGE STREETS or CLASS OF 1984 that never delivers the same grody goods as those truly gnarly exploitation pictures, yet does sport an eclectic cast (Adam Baldwin! Ed Lauter! Deborah Foreman!) that might actually make the movie more disappointing, since they just don't give any of them enough to do. Perfect example of what I'm talking about: Wings Ha shows up for a scene as Foreman's tennis pro-looking dad, but doesn't even get a line out. Maybe he was too drunk to work that day and they cut his shit, I dunno.

[Source: Ronin Flix Blu-ray]

Animal Kingdom

2010

★★★★ Watched

"You know what the bush is about? It's about massive trees that have been standing there for thousands of years, and bugs that'll be dead before the minute's out. It's big trees and pissy little bugs."

Grim, nasty, portentous, stacked from top to bottom with incredible performances, and completely lacking anything resembling a coherent moral center. In other words: totally my shit. Michôd never really made anything this good again (though I still quite like THE ROVER), but then again…

Turkey Shoot

1982

★★★★ Watched

Unapologetically trashy dystopian Ozploitation MOST DANGEROUS GAME riff that's dumb as rocks but moves like an absolute rocket, delivering nudity, violence and even an unexplained fucking wolfman that eats a dude's toes. Deliriously paced, never slowing down once to really give you much exposition beyond character set up and, truth be told, is all the better for it. We know the score by now and don't need any of that bullshit. Rich people are evil fascists. Revolutionaries will be put…

Dark Age

1987

★★★★ Watched

Spectacular Ozploitation killer croc transmission that could easily be a Peter Weir picture with a few trims here and there (mostly exploitative gore), as it posits that we're all connected to the earth on a macro spiritual level, making it our duty to protect even it's deadliest creatures (not to mention each other) from wanton acts of human cruelty. Moves at a clip. Tremendous Tangerine Dream space synth knockoff score. Ends on a note that's both simultaneously bleak and triumphant. If it weren't for the obviously fake, malfunctioning monster at the center, this would be a five star banger, through and through.

[Source: Plex Streaming Server]

Stripped to Kill

1987

★★★ Watched

Folks have told me for years that this is “much better than you’d expect”, and while that might be a *bit* of a stretch, it’s certainly exactly I expected, executed with a shaggy respect for it’s characters. The slasher set pieces are good and nasty, and the undercover cop plot with Kay Lenz is more nuanced and (frankly) funnier than it has any right to be, yet this still adheres to Corman’s “give the people what they signed up for”…

Angel

1984

★★★★ 1

Bumped this up half a star since the last time I watched it (almost a decade ago), due to the strange tone it strikes that I'm unsure I've ever seen in another exploitation film. Oscillates between gnarly, hardcore horror/sleaze freak out and almost wholesome after school special family drama, as a girl builds a home for herself on the streets with a collection of Hollywood Blvd. misfits that includes a gun-slinging cowboy (Rory Calhoun, fucking pitch perfect), a sassy, aging…

Mad Max

1979

★★★★★ Rewatched

“Any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, you know? A terminal crazy. Only I got a bronze badge to say I'm one of the good guys.”

Last of the V8 Interceptors

[Source: Shout Factory Blu-ray]