every two seconds i said out loud “i would just kill myself” and i guess that means it is a fairly good movie

when she had absolutely no job prospects but kept saying “I have some interviews lined up” whew I felt that

by like the third or fourth time i would have just suggested we both kill ourselves idk

satan would also tell me to fuck that pastor

Is it really a sin to fuck the Pastor if he's Lewis Pullman

Lewis Pullman hot is absolutely the wrong message to be taking away from this movie but also yeah I’d also have a big fat crush on him if I was in that situation.

if finding lewis pullman sexy is a sin then i will see y’all in the fiery pits

oh no i think satan is whispering in my ear to fuck the pastor too

nothing but respect for a movie that has the nerve to include an homme fatale youth pastor

welp thank god for thunderbolts for introducing me to lewis pullman bc this was on my watchlist for years

my favourite part was when the mom decked him

i am poison in the water and unhappy