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Favorite films

  • Spider-Man 2
  • Open Doom Crescendo
  • Thirst
  • Universal Soldier: Regeneration

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  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★★

  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

    ★★★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

  • Eastern Promises

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Alien: Romulus

2024

4

In your grave, Hollywood can't hear you scream.

Special thanks to the estate of Ian Holm

Face and Voice performance inspired from Ian Holm

Between the ghastly grave robbery of Mr. Holm's likeness and some very questionable representation of neurodivergence, which gave me flashbacks to When Evil Lurks...

I'm so fucking depressed. I thought this would be different.

The direction and production of the film is magnificent, but it is utterly torn down by how much it wants you to…

Open Doom Crescendo

2022

★★★★★ Liked Watched

Terry Chiu is an incredibly ionate and humble independent director; Open Doom Crescendo is a film I aspire to make.

In its DIY production, the film is capable of creating feelings and displaying emotion in ways Hollywood could never replicate. It has a similar charm to Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead, mixed with the endearment of Joel Haver's films. The latter have full improvisation, but also don't exclude moments of the crew/actors seeping in with "fourth wall breaks", for lack…

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Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

2023

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

A Tom Cruise Production

In hindsight, it makes complete sense why I saw this 3 times in IMAX within the span of a week. Truly one of the greats.

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

1995

★★★★★ Liked 1

You couldn't pay Blade Trinity era Wesley Snipes to even consider this role lmfao.

Actually a very sweet movie that feels like such a positive diamond in the rough. Just innocent heartfelt vibes front to back.

Thank you Ezra for bringing this to show and tell :)

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Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

2024

★★★★★ Liked 3

BBC: Hey, we're gonna fund your silly little cartoon, no need to go crazy though.

Aardman: Ok, but we are going to make a film that highlights the dangers of artificial intelligence and how it is taking away the jobs of artists and replacing what they create with slop. Also it's going to showcase how police are corrupt self serving bastards who don't care about people, (locking up innocent people, falsifying evidence, etc) or their job and just want to have a power fantasy.

Megalopolis

2024

Liked 2

"Donald Trump couldn't direct this movie."

- Robert De Niro, Megalopolis Live , September 23rd 2024