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Rewatched as my first 70mm IMAX movie and damn near cried at the first frame

Dude Perfect ass deaths bro 💀

(Complimentary)

This review may contain spoilers.

Man I really fucking needed this. Absolutely hilarious, stupid as shit, just what you need to have a little smile from everything else right now. Forgot all my pain for a nice lil 100 minutes to transport to Tim and Andrew’s bizzaro land mentality of sporadic outbursts and perfectly timed bits. Gold 

Also loved the 2 minute silent hill 2 sequence

Also loved the funniest recorded Q+A aftershow to ever exist (I also watched porn on the 3Ds)

SEX. PUSSY. SEX. BLOOD. TITS. PUSSY. CATS. INCEST???? SEX. DEATH. Ed Begley Jr. TITS. CATS.

Great movie

Doesn’t even crack top 5 evil things Elaine Benes has done

These mf’s would love beamNG

Definitely my favorite Cronenberg so far, I mean despite the freaky insane death fueled sex it’s also just fucking cool. Elevated by a score that just teleports me to a back alley to bash my head it while giving me a handy. 

Unreal

A very loving grief stricken 3.5 stars 

With all the scary technology the scariest ones were the Alienware pc and the thinkpad laptop

In Cronenberg we trust

RIP Pope Francis, today is your day 🙏

COCK IN FILM REPRESENTATION

My pussy fluttered a lil ngl

I’m ready to start saying crazy shit about this movie

BadlandChugs be like: I drink your milkshake. I drink it up. 

Oh shit so that was one of the best movies I’ve ever seen cool. I mean I always knew it was going to be somehow but to see it really actually be that and exceed that somehow is sick. 

The dirty mud and oil that glows with impenetrable shimmer, the rotting hand that holds the glass deemed grateful to drink from, the snowballing capitalistic hellscape that darkens the plains. 

Fuck bro everything is just so gorgeous to look at. The oil burning sequence stands testament to spectacle while representing a never ending flow of story.

Daniel Day-Lewis is a chameleon in actor and character. I’m just astonished at the accomplishment on display here it’s almost too inhuman to be this talented. 

That SCORE. LIKE AM I THERE RIGHT NOW. AM I LIVING IN THIS TIME I FEEL THE BUZZARDS ABOVE I FEEL THE GRAVEL BENEATH MY FEET I AM THERE WITH THE MUSIC.

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One time in 2019 when I was bowling I got added to a vidcon planning party in a Twitter groupchat that had odd1sout and he just like left it immediately. I just thought that was a funny thing to mention as my second favorite memory of a bowling alley like this movie just imprinted.

The Tenacious Dogshit

MOMMY

My first David Lynch and just fucking wow…what the hell is wrong with me

There’s absolutely no reason I haven’t watched the movies from a man with this VOICE but that must change from here on

I mean I don’t even know what to say because I’m still processing everything. I feel like my brain just developed a new lobe to learn a new language.

Need to rewatch this immediately 

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Also love to see more works that inspired moments in Silent Hill 2 like the closet scenes

Fuck I’m really just that Seth rogen character aren’t I

Watched this while eating leftover carrot cake out the box while stoned

Type of movie to make you horny as shit

Fuck me good, fuck me long, fuck me numb
Love me now, when I'm gone love me none

- CEO of Sex

Gorgeous, absolutely stunning shots in every frame. Grateful to have caught this in a theater but pissed off at myself for struggling in the bathroom for about 20 minutes this morning from 6 slices of dominos pizza and ice cream the night before. Will have to go back and watch the parts I missed. Otherwise loved it

I would’ve fucked myself on the spot 

Ya’ll didn’t warn me about Twilight by Elliott Smith I started fucking floating

Bong Joon-Ho is a master of all genres constantly blending through concepts others spend years trying to do right once. Performances at their maximum by Ruffalo and Pattinson, these guys have conquered their craft now they’re just having fun.

Such a treat, extremely enjoyable. And once again fuck Warner bros 

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Starfield should’ve have a dlc or something with this type of story instead of the bland ass shit that game has you doing

WHY WHY WHY DID HE FUCK Q BERT WHY DID HE DO THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I JUST WATCHED Q BERT PISS ON THE GROUND AND THEN HE FUCKS Q BERT AND GIVES BIRTH

Was every motherfucker in this movie held at gun point

Okay my friends forced me to watch this finally in a discord call so I played Civilization 6 on the main monitor. In my civ 6 game I played as Hungary and established a coastal city. Things were looking fine until I realized there was quite the amount of barbarian camps around my ancient era town. I tried not to panic but I got to work on producing warrior units immediately as defense. After researching a couple trees of science like mining, sailing, masonry, animal husbandry, etc; I eventually produced enough warriors and some builders to really start my game. I sent the warriors out to attack the barbarian encampments and met a city state nearby my civilization. They were very friendly with me and we established a great relationship. My warriors struggled against the barbarians and it seemed to be a stagnant battle for a lot of turns until finally I won against them. Soon things were looking up, I had scouts out in the world, builders making mines, warriors exploring for more barbarians; I was happy. But soon I realized the world was progressing much faster than me in my game, notifications of wonders being created rapidly popped up with every turn. It was soon that the scientist era was reaching its conclusion and I was being left in the dust, a dark age was upon me with my advancements not being up to par with everyone else on the map. This dark age was a scary title but honestly didn’t effect my game too much. Only then did I find out 10 turns later than I was behind military wise as well with barbarians reaching advancements far faster than I ever would’ve thought possible. They started appearing all over the map with horsemen, surrounding my city, clearly wanting blood. Luckily I built my ancient walls in time for their approach and was able to defend my city, but to my surprise their horseman were far stronger than I ever would’ve imagined. My warriors were too far out in the world, and my production was lacking for the amount of barbarians slaughtering those I attempted to fight back with. Soon the movie ended and I paused and exited the civ game, not knowing wether or not I would’ve survived this battle. Would my coastal city have made it despite the barbarian attack? Were there allies I could have made to help me in my struggle, u civilizations that I was ignoring? Would I have made it out of my dark age? I’ll never know

👁️->🥱->🛏️->🛌->😴->💤

I’m almost pissed off how good this actually is. It really holds up. From great action with superhero team ups, great story, heist breakout mission, fun spy thriller, awesome time traveling epic, perfect sprinkle of nostalgia and closure. Everything is just so good

James McAvoy acting master class

Erik and Charles need to FUUUUUCK

The coin scene in the sub is the greatest moment in this franchise

Shit from a butt

The mansion scenes are elite

Movie predicted Fox News

The funniest fucking shit I ever seen. The motorcycle joy ride fast forward close ups, the feet combat, the outfits, the transitions, the villain cave lair, the way it actually looks gorgeous as fuck in certain scenes like the mansion being so unbelievably warm and inviting, the fucking awful saberooth costume, the god tier set destruction, mystique doing Statue of Liberty prop hunt

This shit is awesome and ass

Bruh I thought this was a kids movie for years 

Gorgeous, absolutely GORGEOUS. Some of the greatest effects and dark fantasy visuals I’ve ever seen, stitched beautiful with a hauntingly depressing tale.

Can’t believe it’s taken me this long in my life to finally watch

Hand eye guy was just perfection I wanna hang out with him

Watched in the middle of a party cause that shit was on the tv, was locked in

Hit the cart and just let that shit engulf me

This movie means so much to me on a fundamental level its everything i adore about life except all the bad parts where they say the bad stuff and the offensive stuff but all of the other parts are really awesome like the water park scene and the basketball scene and the funeral scene and the finger in the butthole scene. i think that in order to enjoy this movie you need to have a grasp on your life, all of the good and bad things that have inhabited you always. All of the mistakes you've made and seen are put front and center in this movie embodied through the great american family? I think this movies awesome

Tbh I didn’t even know Monte Carlo was a real place

This being shot on film unironically makes it such a visually striking movie, everything is so warm and rich in contrast they went off.

Bring back even average movies looking incredible

I have a cat named Winston btw

This is absolutely everything to me

Stunning, gorgeous, masterful, beautiful, heartfelt. Fuck fuck fuck FUCK I loved this so much. 

Don’t tell me a thing, don’t talk to me, let me live in this world with these cute ass animals man.

Bravo to everyone on the animation team. This is something to stand the test of time, this will outlive us all

Thank you Paddington. I really fucking needed this

Movie feels like this: ☀️🌤️🦋❤️🙍‍♀️☔️👕🧦🫂

Sweet like a little sugar in lemon tea

And the oscar goes to…

What’s there left to be said about a movie like Parasite. Rightfully celebrated as a true masterpiece, rewatching for the first time in IMAX since release only solidified it as such. 

This extremely fine tuned dance of opportunity and cunning; this commitment of showcasing class disparity in the most engaging way possible. Every moment is so perfectly crafted to keep a viewer wowed and entranced.

How far will this all go you keep asking yourself as layers and levels of struggle constantly unravel itself without a moment to breathe.

From visuals, to score, to performances, writing, settings, camerawork, direction I can’t find a flaw in absolutely ANY element.

I am very comfortable calling this one of the best films of our generation

Lost for words

Go watch this shit immediately

The only time IG reels is used for a good thing


Horrifying paranoia and oppression. A stunning work that must be viewed, simply for the grueling nature it took to get us to be able to.

‘Just go with it’ is still the better version of this

I feel miserable

Fine…I was looking at her zombie tits 🤷🏻‍♂️

This was cute. Animation is stunning. Can’t wait to show my kid one day…

…But please make a captain underpants 2

They saw that Jack Quaid looks like he would love dinosaurs tweet

Fun, but also that’s really it. Love that the director wrote Fred 3, that’s sick. Dialogue not the best. Cool sequences, also not cool sequences too. 

Sophie Thatcher is dope tho

THE ROCK SAID WHAT???

Im in utter shock. This movie somehow predicted the future better than any movie I’ve ever seen ever. It’s absolutely unreal what I witnessed just now. 

The rock’s best character of all fucking time? I wish we’ve gotten more roles out of this man like this what the absolute shit. 

The score???? THE SCORE IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. THE MOST INSANE SEQUENCE OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SINGING TO THE KILLERS FOR 6 MINUTES TOO??! WHAT IS THIS MOVIE??

THE BLOWJOB LINE IS FROM THIS TOO?

This like if Megalopolis was actually great

The world of cinema would be extremely different if this was successful, I genuinely believe we’d see an insane amount of creativity that isn’t hampered by anything if this one fucking movie wasn’t a commercial failure. I think it’s one of the most ingenuous meta commentary satirical thrillers that was too good for the society that birthed it. This is the culmination of our millennia on this planet, the years of refinement in art leading to one project to define us for eternity. Absolute perfection

I’d still live in that house tbh shit was gorgeous

A bit more Beyond Two Souls than Enter the Void but still very fascinating and enjoyable. Direction was fantastic although dialogue did take me out a bit sometimes

Main boy VA sounded too much like cryotic bro I got PTSD

Absolutely fucking stunning, the animation is eye candy perfection. Genuinely could just exist in the moments that fill each frame forever and ever.

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Also a fucking Born Slippy montage instrumental HELLO? HELLOOOOOO???? That was so amazing out of nowhere what

Best looking movie of all time, best score of all time, best story of all time, best production design of all time, best costume design of all time, best feelings it gave me of all time, best of all time

This review may contain spoilers.

If you cheat on SZA you an evil fucking soul fr

It’s not a gimmick

Immaculately put together, stunningly shot, brilliantly acted, creatively jaw dropping; Nickel Boys shines through as an ambitious way to tell such a heartbreaking story.

The decision to present everything through first person pov continuously awe’s and wow’s throughout its plus 2 hour runtime. Constantly showing increasingly clever ways to play with the audiences expectations, it’s technologically brilliant. Not since Enter The void (2009) have I been purposefully sucked in to the characters mind in this way, it’s hauntingly immersive.

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