Synopsis
Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself?
A fading celebrity decides to use a black market drug, a cell-replicating substance that temporarily creates a younger, better version of herself.
A fading celebrity decides to use a black market drug, a cell-replicating substance that temporarily creates a younger, better version of herself.
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Yet the most unbelievable thing is that she built that secret room all by herself
watching the last 30 minutes of this movie with a packed audience is truly one of life's greatest pleasures.
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on a positive note, i really loved the gore effects, they're all awesomely nasty. unfortunately this is the dumbest movie of the year i think. i understand that it's a satire and therefore a humorously simplistic portrait of the entertainment industry, but the depiction of hollywood is so far removed from reality that nothing lands. the main character is a hugely famous celebrity from hosting a......primetime aerobics show? dennis quaid plays his harvey weinstein-like producer (literally named harvey, for all the morons in the audience) more like a swishy gay guy than a lech. the most important entertainment event imaginable is hosting "the new year's eve show" on "the network". at one point qualley goes on a late night talk…
new year new me
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If I became Margaret Qualley, I wouldn't want to go back to my real body either