Synopsis
The mission to save Christmas is on.
After Santa Claus (codename: Red One) is kidnapped, the North Pole's Head of Security must team up with the world's most infamous tracker in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas.
After Santa Claus (codename: Red One) is kidnapped, the North Pole's Head of Security must team up with the world's most infamous tracker in a globe-trotting, action-packed mission to save Christmas.
Big Red One, Vörös Egyes!, 红色一号, Misiunea Red One, Nom de Code : Rouge, Código: Traje rojo, 紅色一號, Red One: Missão Secreta, Red One 拯救隊, 레드 원, A hullahó-akció, Kod Adı: Kırmızı, მისია წითელი, Mật Mã Đỏ, 红色一号:冬日行动, Кодове ім'я «Червоний», Uno Rosso, Czerwona jedynka, Operação Natal, เรด วัน, Миссия: Красный, מבצע סנטה, Red One - Alarmstufe Weihnachten, Crveni, Код: Червено, Kodas Raudonas, レッド・ワン, Црвени, رد وان, Rdeči, Sarkanais, Koodnimi Punane, Црвениот
A movie made for iPad kids to watch on 2x speed while they try to get a Victory Royale fighting in Slurpy Swamp.
chris evans did Knives Out then decided he's never going to be in a good movie ever again
Honestly surprised Ryan Reynolds didn’t have a cameo in this
Seems like the kind of movie he’d show up in
Every time I think the human race is capable of something more they do something like this
Some movies leave you in awe of the human spirit, fill you with a wonder at the power of cinema. They remind you of why you love movies so much. This movie will make you want to read a book. I’ve seen porn with more pathos and gravitas.
Krampus made me feel funny.
There’s some fun practical effects work in here to turn Kristofer Hivju into Krampus, he has now ed Tim Curry in the highest ranks of sexy horned monster men. I have nothing further to say about the film
It’s concerning how I’m still attracted to Chris Evans even as a deadbeat dad and felon.
Look, The Rock's brand of Under Armour sponsored Instagram algorithm auteurism has been well-documented ever since he took over producing his own Fast and Furious spin-off and made one of if not the worst one, nearly killed the career of Jaume Collet-Serra and at least somewhat contributed to the death of the Snyderverse (while also arguing with Deadline on Twitter about his progressively smaller and smaller box office receipts), and in between started making regular appearances in Ryan Reynolds movies. Just like Red Notice this is another insanely ugly and expensive piece of white noise loosely assembled around all the worst action-comedy franchise blockbuster trends we have today, only instead of trying to assume the place of being added to…