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hi! I wrote this movie!

there's nothing crazier to me than the fact that, three years ago, I dreamed up the title HOT FROSTY and giggled like a man... and tonight, I watched Lacey Chabert and Jimmy Fallon on the Tonight Show talking about "Hot Frosty" as an audience cheered. life is funny, man.

in 2021, I started pitching to my friends, in my best Norm Macdonald-esque delivery, “what if, when Frosty the Snowman came to life… he was a super-hot dude?” then I'd hit them with "it's called HOT FROSTY." and it always got a laugh… but over time, it also burrowed under my skin. for whatever reason, I couldn’t let this idea go. I had to write this…

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This implies that someone sculpted cock and balls out of snow

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He kept her old scarf from that very first week

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[EDM version of Tchaikovsky’s “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy” plays]

Review by shauna shipman’s flannel ★★

Was not expecting that Charles Boyle and Doug Judy reunion

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Okay but who amongst the Hope Springs community built the hot guy snowman in the first place ??

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That man's cancer diagnosis was written in comic sans.

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Every Mean Girl getting their own Netflix Christmas movie is the cinematic universe I want.

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when he asked “what’s cancer? 🥺” I lost it

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a masterpiece that could only be better if the snow man was played by Andy samberg

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he never took off that red scarf, welcome back mr tumnus

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Me if someone made a snowman of Paul Mescal