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Nicole Kidman movies are exciting — it’s either going to be an Oscar-worthy masterpiece or a glorious train wreck.

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If I had a nickle for everytime I've seen Nicole Kidman masturbate this year I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

Review by theo ★★★ Liked

it’s an actual contractual obligation that nicole CANNOT be in a happy on-screen marriage

Review by whoreatio ★★½ Liked

what if you lost your EARRING and you were having NIGHTMARES and you worked with a HOT GUY and your husband was TOM WAMBGANS

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rachel sennot was in this for 2 minutes and she’s in the second title card

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so basically Tom Wambsgans has left Shiv Roy for Nicole Kidman and I think this is the best choice he has ever made

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we come to this place… for tulip time.

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is the wildly unpredictable thriller in the room with us

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Bigger Littler Lies

Review by B E R T ★★½ Liked

Nicole Kidman has re-entered her Stepford Wives era…minus the fun or camp!

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A bewilderingly feeble nightmare but strangely charming in its own way.

Society with its little tulips. Is the idyllic setting just a performance or something more. The mystery grows as the film progresses toward its end. The tone feels off in a bad way, and it shows. There was potential here for a unique experience, a fairytale told through its own thriller lens. Because here, ordinary idyllicness meets its own strangeness, and if some of the pieces had fit together better, this could have worked for me. But I feel sad.

Kidman is her snappy self, seasoned with her own charm, and the family at the heart of the story is deliberately restrained. But the mystery at the core of…

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not at all what I was expecting.. but nicole kidman obviously makes anything worth watching!!
 I hate how I felt rachel sennott baited when I figured she’d have 3 mins of screen time anyways