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What a demented opening! Shame the rest was crap.

52

in my factual opinion every straight man would fuck a sexy titty ghost and you can't convince me otherwise!

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Domingo 10 de la mañana. Me desperté puesto y dispuesto a ver El Maestro (Bradley Cooper narigón) Ya no se puede dilatar más esa situación. Me preparé el mate y las galletitas y prendí la tele para poner netflix. Pero, pero, pero… justo en América estaban dando Alf. Y encima estaban dando el capítulazo de La Cucaracha. Me tuve que quedar viendo. Nadie en su sano juicio engancha el capítulo de la cucaracha y lo saca.
Después dieron otro donde el señor Ochmonek invita a la familia a unas vacaciones y Alf se cuela metiéndose adentro de una valija. Ese no está tan bueno pero lo vi igual. Cuando terminó Alf empezó un programa de reciclaje. Me preocupa un poco…

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Ghost Ship: ⭐

The nap I took while watching Ghost Ship: ⭐⭐⭐

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I was 17 when I stumbled out of my friends station wagon, cloud of smoke billowing behind me, as I shuffled toward the local shit house amc on opening night to see Ghost Ship. I having a decent enough time, but the intro has been the only thing I’ve ed since that night.

I know it’s been talked about to death, but that opening really is killer—that music starts and those beautiful opening credits (the pink text might be my fav) leading to an swanky upper class Holocaust of severed bodies is a bold intro and I love it. It’s also a prime example of cinematic premature ejaculation and that’s always a bummer. The rest of the movie wasn’t…

Review by Brianna

i’ve never seen a movie whose first 10 minutes so staggeringly eclipse the remaining 80 it’s actually impressive

Review by Sam Thompson ★★

The opening was awesome but when we jump forward to present day it becomes a dumb cheese fest that is so obviously a movie from the 2000’s. 

It’s premise evokes a lot of potential but it’s execution doesn’t fully reach the heights it could. The characters are weird and are always aggressively talking to each other for some reason. I had some fun with it but it’s a huge meh.

The tagline is ‘SEA EVIL.’ Seriously, cmon Hollywood. Like I know ‘Ghost Ship’ is a maritime term for an actual vessel with no living crew onboard, but for a movie title it just sounds like a film by The Asylum.

Review by DreamScape40 ★★★½ Liked

Ghost Ship is my guilty pleasure.
Love anything related to boats, ships, cruise lines, etc.
Title alone is what peaked my interest since its release.

Opening sequence alone is crazy bizarre and unexpected and the breakdown of the event later in the film.

Love the cast:
Keep forgetting that Emily Browning (Sucker Punch) plays the little girl.

Sexy Karl Urban.
Still cringe from the canned beans/worms sequance

With a fun sound track.

End credit song: Not Falling
Performed by: Mudvayne

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2MfxAp6FLg

⛴

4

When are you people gonna learn? That sexy ghost is not that into you

Review by Justin Decloux ★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Review by Peter Burt ★★★

The tagline for this movie is ‘Sea Evil’ and that should give you a hint as to why I like it

2

absolute shite. zero atmosphere, a horrible constructed narrative, faceless characters (despite having descent actors on board, what in gods name did drive Gabriel Byrne to do this?), and on top of it this is utterly racist - the existence of a sex-driven black character and a stupid hispanic bogan (both dying early of course) is pretty unimaginable in a big budget flick 20 years later. hollywoods worst of the worst.