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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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we need more unicorn movies. they're too cool. untapped lore. this was so fun and so funny and i had a very good time with it. will poulters comedic timing needs to be studied.

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Letterboxd s: “capitalism and the rich bad!”

Absurdist comedy-horror unicorn movie: “yes, capitalism and the rich bad!” 

Letterboxd s logging the movie: “wtf very obvious themes, I didn’t feel intellectually challenged by the silly unicorn horror movie 😡”

Full review from SXSW..

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they are really gonna typecast jenna ortega as a teenager up until her 30s

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I really want to do a line of the unicoke tho.

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Happy people are finding enjoyment in this but found it to be a slog. Grating humor, puddle deep themes, emotionally disingenuous, maybe the most unlikable Paul Rudd has ever been? Classic case of a movie that has nothing interesting to say so it attempts to distract you with weightless kills. 

Silver lining, if you thought you appreciated Jurassic Park before (hell, even The Lost World), get ready to appreciate it even more.

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Movie so mid security had to break up a fight in the front row

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New entry in the “eat-the-rich for Cocomelon babies” subgenre

Review by timtamtitus ★★★½ Liked

now we know Paul Rudd’s secret to eternal youth

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pales in comparison to the suffering endured by charlie the unicorn

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i always wanted to know what Saltburn (2023) would look like if it was set in the Jurassic Park cinematic universe

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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.