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only four stars because they didn’t have hot sweaty gay sex😪

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this might be the greatest rom-com ever made

89

guy sitting next to me in a deadpool graphic tee dropped his soda on the couple in front of us, apologized, left and never returned to the theater. Was arguably funnier than the movie.

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god help us all.

these movies hope that if they crack enough semi-homophobic jokes at their own expense, if they give the manchildren enough corporate cameos, that somehow it wouldn't be exceedingly obvious that the only thing they are actually serious about is telling the lie that any of this stuff means something to begin with -- hey, look, it's the thing you , but not really, but sort of, but it's a reference, but it's a gag, but it's ironic, but also heartfelt, but really it's a franchise reset, but maybe a multiverse, but it's also a standalone, but-but-but -- the sheer sweaty lack of confidence on behalf of feige, levy, reynolds and the rest of their marvel goon-squad…

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my dad lit up like a christmas tree when he finally got to see a comics accurate wolverine in live action and i had the same reaction when hugh jackman finally took his shirt off

10

marvel jesus and marvel daddy

Review by pattyfer ★★★★ Liked

More like Hugh Jack-me off because I exploded while watching this

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Best dog performance since Anatomy of a Fall.

Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★½

Achieved my dream of seeing Matthew Macfadyen on the big screen for the first time

35

there are 206 bones in the human body, 207 if i'm watching hugh jackman oiled up shirtless to madonna

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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

60

I liked the The Greatest Showman cameo