I’m gonna spend the time I would normally be writing out my opinion on the movie, discussing theater etiquette. 

Things that are socially acceptable in a theater:

1. Sit silently
2. Occasionally scratch yourself
3. Curl up with a partner
4. Laugh
5. Laugh obnoxiously loud

Things that are not:

1. Talk
2. Laugh obnoxiously loud at scenes that don’t warrant it
3. Masturbate 

A person in my screening decided to do both 1 and 2 in the latter section.…