my favourite nerdy movie uncles

all of these movies are shit honestlysksk I would rather have Jason stick his machete up my ass than have…

Freddy Krueger > Jesse Pinkman  (both say “bitch” if you didn’t get the odd comparison)

these hold a special place in my heart for being absolute dog shit ❤️ Spiral was a mistake tho… like…

it’s honestly crazy how high I’ve rated the first one in comparison to the rest of the moviessksk but here…

so epic someone decided to make those b&w scenes from informercials into a horror movie franchise 👍🏻 totally didn’t make…

ALL BANGERS (except #2… we’re gonna pretend that one doesn’t exist even though it pains me to say that because…

not the biggest fan of Star Wars but shit I’ll watch em I guess LMAKSJS no but really I do…

probably the most solid movie franchise eversksj like how many franchises can you honestly name where there’s more than 6,…

80-90% of these are super boring and dated so it’s hard to rank them LMAOSKS also I will leave my…

top 5 are the only ones that are maybe, just MAYBE worth watching 💀

there’s a bunch of movies I’m missing for sure, but I’m working on it lol