that monologue at the end… goddamn 😢

PLEASE THE SINGING 😩 MY EARS ARE BLEEDING 😭

replace robot with Bog King* 

okay but when is the twink gonna tell Bond he likes him?? I’m waiting 🤨

more like Snoozelight 😴😴

all I kept thinking about while watching this was how Steve Carrell kept telling Ryan Gosling he looked terrible because of his wig and I love him for that 😌

“say my nameee, say my nameee” LMAOOO THAT PART KILLED MEJSJS

twas curious to watch because Michael Fassbender looks good in a black turtleneck but I actually really enjoyed this wow... Steve Jobs was an asshole doe damn

the Birdman/ The Wrestler of WW2 movies is probably the best way to describe this tbh 👀

also I shouldn’t be surprised with how I feel when I watch these movies at this point, like I really go into them thinking my anxiety levels won’t increase like crazy 😪

that song with the 3 girls dancing AWOOGAA🐺🥵

*Marty McFly voice*: this is heavy 😳

my anxiety was really goin 📈📉📈 throughout the entire movie, but I when I heard that Wilhelm scream come out of nowhere I diedsjsj LIKE UGH THAT SHIT WAS SO FUNNYSHSHS but yeah anyways, this was pretty great ☺️

Lady Bird looks different here... 🤔

I’m not even kidding but I’m pissed as hellshs like I knew this was gonna be bad, but I didn’t think it was gonna be UNWATCHABLE... go fuck yourself Eli Roth... FUCK YOU FOR CASTING KEANU REEVES AS A HARMLESS DAD WHO WAS MINDING HIS OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS AND FUCK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF THE MOST DOUCHIEST DIRECTORS WHOSE TOXIC ASS HUMOUR NEVER LEFT THE EARLY 2000s🖕🏻🖕🏻