Kurt Russell deserved an Oscar for destroying that antique guitar

what are the chances that I watched Aguirre just before this film and it uses some of it’s exact score, wOW! and just saying, if the last 30 mins were to disappear off the face of the Earth, I would’ve rated this 4 stars but oh well

also Tilda Swinton and Ralph Fiennes must be so tired after carrying this whole ass movie 😛 😛

well I can now check off seeing a woman get head in stop-motion from my bucket listksks

see I liked the first half because it was Tom Hiddleston being a stud and grinding on flight attendants but then the second half kicks in and it’s just... yoinkS

well it wasn’t AWFUL but I can name like a bijillion other movies with this premise that do it better

a wHOLE extra star for that ending, goddamn dude

I guess I was supposed to feel emo but I couldn’t lmao

that execution scene is ICONIC

really shows how scary it is when you have power over someone jesus

I’M SORRY BUT THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS ONE BIG SMELLY DUMP AND I REALLY MADE MYSELF WATCH IT