lemme rewatch The Master real quick-

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
IT’S GETTING FIVE STARS 🖕🏻😤🖕🏻
- you’re telling me this isn't a romcom even tho it has the “oh no, theres only one bed” trope??
- no really it is odd how you can see this as a father/ daughter movie or a workmance romcom likeeeeee… what is going on hereeee
- “You brought your own robe?” “Yeah 🙂”
- Ben crying while watching Singin’ in the Rain 😩
- that woman giving him the finger during a funeral
- BOOOO 🍅 @ the husband, he’s ugly AND he cheated??? hell no
WHEN A MANNNN LOVES A WOMANNNN 🎶
no but fr, if my man doesn’t kill a bunch of cavemen in order to rescue me, HE GOTTA GO! 👍🏻 I’m kinda (not really) glad I went into this blind because this was a suprisngly interesting movie, I just wished I was more prepared for what my eyes were about to look upon 😳
white people in horror movies - 0
everyone else - 1837925462258369
I feel like they made this movie without listening to it with headphones because I did, and the sound mixing was really off 💀 like they’d be talking on their walkie talkies and a sound that you should hear from the talkie sounds like it’s in person and just shit like that like c’mon y’all… but whatever, I knew this was a low budget movie just from hearing those community theatre ass actors talk so I’m not THAT disappointeddksk still gonna have nightmares from that clown tho 🫣
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN THAT DAMN SCORE OFF?!? IT’S GIVING CREATE A SIM 😭
was not expecting this kind of tone at all lmaooo, also why did they do Teddy like that??? 😓 weird ass movie