Freddy Got Fingered

2001

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2

boys movie night 💪🏻💪🏻 what’s up brother 👆🏻

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

2009

2024 MCU Rewatch #3

Yeah so no new or hot takes here, this one kinda sucks! Poor Hugh Jackman had to play this character so many times and only get 2-3 actually movies to be in. Still baffling that, for an origin movie, so many random x-men characters are shoehorned into this. At this point I’m just holding on because at least Spider-Man is coming soon.

The Grinch

2018

daniela 🫶
★½ 2

I normally like Benedict Cumberbatch but his voice acting in this is atrocious 🤧😷 really makes me appreciate the Jim Carrey Grinch tbhhshx

Brüno

2009

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★★ Watched by carter.mov

I’m still waiting on the Avengers team up in the SachaVerse w/ Borat, Aladeen, Bruno, and Ali G

Jumanji: The Next Level

2019

daniela 🫶
★★ Watched by daniela 🫶

it’s uncomfortable how pathetic the humour was in thissjsj also let’s never make Dwayne Johnson play Danny DeVito EVER again

Captain America: Brave New World

2025

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★★½ 3

Despite overall being a completely bland and inoffensive film, Captain America: Brave New World leaves me conflicted about not only the future of this already fractured cinematic universe, but the future of Hollywood as a whole.

During my senior year of college, my primary research project focused on what I identified as a death of auteurship in the modern era of corporate authorship we find ourselves in. Specifically, I focused on the case study of George R R Martin and…

Deadpool

2016

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★★½ 5

2024 MCU Rewatch #4

Going a little out of order here to prepare for Deadpool and Wolverine this Friday.

Man, I wish this movie hit the same as when I was a sixteen year old, but the comedy really doesn’t hold up. Maybe I’ve just heard some of the jokes too many times, but they’re easy self-referential jokes that attempt to be self-aware yet still sound like they were written by a boy in middle school still learning to swear.…