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gay and incoherent! Young Sean Bean!

Gorgeously, ridiculously beautiful. I had no idea what was going on and I didn't care.

Just saw at Braindead Fairfax. Utterly insane from top to bottom. No repeated costumes. No repeated sets. No one saying "I think this might be a bit much," at least no one that anyone listened to. It was like Bob Guccione was on a mission to siphon as much money from his bank at once as possible in one gigantic, public horny crash out. Must be seen to be believed.

Wild wild wild

Endlessly fun and exciting from every angle. The sex scenes are hot when they’re supposed to be and gross when they aren’t but never too gross. The performances are amazing and memorable. I just get the vibe that everyone really let loose making this.

Funny and beautiful and deeply german in a friendly way

So beautiful and sincere and heart warming that I fully cried. I needed a movie like this tonight.

I can't stress this enough: He gave Vincent Cassel his haircut and then created a world where hot women are throwing themselves at him and assuring him he's still sexually viable in the nude. Wild.

This is a great movie to watch through a thick haze as I did. Goopy as hell, the least PC movie I've seen in quite some time.

found it kind of slow and superficial but i LOVED the music.

Wonderful wonderful wonderful. It's so exciting to see a big-budget original film again, especially one that weaves through genres this well.

Heartbreakingly deeply painful chapter of history. Cillian really brings it to life.

Well done, but all the performances EXCEPT FOR DENZEL’s felt like impressions of their counterparts from the original.

god i'm so tired. I ran out of sleeping medication and it turns out I really need that to sleep. don't be like me, watching Queer while borderline hallucinating from being up for two days. The movie is good. Drew Starkey good job.

I can't get over how much this desert reminds me of San Bernandino. No one deserves to be obliterated like this.

A wonderful addition to the Father Daughter Bonding Unicorn Horror Comedy genre.

The music was actually great, as was the cinematography. I had no idea that Ayo Edibiri had action chops like that. Is it a totally original idea? Not really, but I had a lot of fun with it.

Devastating and disturbing and totally original. Makes me wanna compost real bad.

okay!

This movie fucking rocks and I love it.

I'll be real, I lost count of the amount of chambers, but I can see so many things in this film that clearly influenced a lot of movies I love today

This movie fuckin rocks

More of a vibe than anything else, but what a tremendous vibe. Nicholas Cage can do anything at all.

A really good love story with great performances! The craziest twist is when Sigourney Weaver lands that copter right next to the West Tower, which means they made him hike treacherous waterfalls for 38 clicks for nothing.

Somehow hornier than Babygirl.

Uneven, but the second act is twisted in a good way.

My hatred of Jared Leto's performance is matched by my love of Matthew Mcconaughey's performance. Kind of like how my hatred of the script is matched by my love of the cinematography.

I knew she was a robot from when she didn't take any of her makeup off to shower. BUT ALSO THE MARKETING! Come on marketing, don't spoil the one "twist".

The most haunting parts were when he had a flicker of a soul.

Extremely bold, brave performance from Nicole Kidman. Kind of like a reverse Eyes Wide Shut? I like how Samuel literally dommed them back together. You've GOTTA be open about your kinks or this WILL happen to you.

Watching this during LA wildfire season did something to me. I lost track of the amount of times I sobbed. Absolutely perfect.

Lily Rose Depp OSCAR Bill Skarsgard OSCAR Willem Dafoe OSCAR

Wonderfully original. Full of symbolism and cutting wit. Something I know I’ll return to for future viewings.

Nothing beats the first 10 minutes when Brad Pitt mogs a CHILD. Performances were corny but fun, except for Eric bana who is physically incapable of being corny.

I wish I’d seen more of Benny’s internal life. A strikingly beautiful, honest, at times hard to watch movie.

No thanks

Very hard to watch at times but totally original. The first-person style blew my mind. A fantastic first feature.

Goofy as hell but also very moving. Michael Fassbender is VERY convincing as handsome IRA dad.

Take an edible with your mom and have the best viewing experience of your life.

If you love films about the seventies but are tired of hearing how sexy and fun it was, this is for you. No one is sexy. No one is having fun. Middle aged sweaty men smoking and shouting at each other. I thought the suspense was well executed and the performances were fantastic. Purposefully avoided making a comment on the situation the movie is ostensibly about, but everyone is still terrified of the implications of doing that so I wouldn’t expect anything else.

So many jaw-dropping moments. I felt really alive watching this movie in a way that I haven't in months. They really crushed it.

so funny and perfect. I wish hatchet face had gotten her spin off.

I really liked the structure of breaking up the story in time with sections focusing on the characters. The twist with Sebastian Stan and Julianne Moore was wacky and fun, but the last 30 minutes were a bit predictable. Overall pretty fun.

Wonderful beautiful performances and writing really transported me.  Lily Gladstone is such a great leading actress and I’ll see anything she does. Highly recommend.

It PAINS me that there’s no kiss in the airport

goofy and loveable as hell with pitch-perfect cinematography and editing.

So charming, funny, and sweet. The tone is perfect and it's a wonderful showcase for so many great actors. I just love this.

Did feel awkward when RIta and the doctor were using all these male pronouns for Emilia. Like the director was really excited about the trans stuff but didn't do that much research. The story was really fun but I did not like the super blown-out french cinematography. Original though! Very very original and I love the music.

This movie should be called IGOR.

more of an acting exercise than a movie.

This isn't movies that are good, or movies that are great, or even movies that move you. It's MOVIES THAT FUCK. Every shot FUCKS. Every frame FUCKS. Every line FUCKS. Every costume FUCKS. Every prop FUCKS. Every set piece FUCKS. Every character FUCKS. Every Special Effect FUCKS. Every music cue FUCKS. Every cut FUCKS. Every performance FUCKS. Every stunt FUCKS. Every background actor FUCKS. EVERYTHING FUCKS!

In order to be included on this list, a movie must be so engrossing that, I, a person with SEVERE ADHD, must not be bored for A SINGLE MOMENT watching it. IT HAS COMPLETELY FUCK FOR THE ENTIRE RUN TIME.

• The Aviator

  HE is a PERVERT! HE is BAT SHIT InSaNe! HE has LOOOOOONG ASS FINGERNAILS! HE is ~THE AVIATOR~!

  They should have given Leo the Oscar for this performance so that we could've been spared from movies like J Edgar and The Revenant. All we need is The Aviator. Shit almost makes me want to get on a plane until I all those Boeing guys dropping dead.

• Twilight

  This is the rarest thing of all, a movie that Accidently Fucks. None of these people set out to make a comedic MASTERPIECE but that's exactly what they did. There was a point when I could recite every line from this movie, now I can just recite MOST OF THEM. I'm convinced making this movie drove everyone who made it PERMANENTLY and COMPLETELY INSANE. I feel like we should have seen this on the first day of film school instead of Birth of Nation because it's honestly more influential.

• Crash

  This movie FUCKS SO UNBELIEVABLY HARD that it's not even available to stream ANYWHERE and I have to get my COUSIN to borrow the BLU RAY from the AFI LIBRARY. That's how AFRAID people are of a movie that TRULY FUCKS. I can only imagine Francis Ford Coppola SHIVERS and SHAKES at night at the memory of not only seeing this film at Cannes '96 and having to give DEPRAVED PSYCHOPATH David Cronenberg a Special Jury Prize, but also at his own SICKENING COWARDICE in refusing to personally present the award to OUR BOi DAVE.

  Don't you DARE claim to be a CAR GUY if you haven't seen this movie!

• Malcolm X

  Al Pacino winning Best Actor at the '93 Oscars for Scent of A Woman over Denzel Washington's performance in this film DROVE MY UNCLE PERMANENTLY INSANE. He literally MEMORIZED the "pussy" monologue that Al Pacino does in Scent of a Woman and performed it ANNUALLY at Thanksgiving for DECADES in AN ACT OF PURE HATRED unmatched in my lifetime.

  Denzel BECAME Malcolm X in this film. It is 202 minutes and I wish it were LONGER. There is a shot where the camera goes in a circle while pointed at Denzel just staring into the camera THAT FUCKING RIPS MY TITS OFF.

• Batman Begins

  When I say Batman Begins FUCKS I mean the ENTIRE TRILOGY because I watch ALL THREE IN A ROW OUT OF RESPECT. Christian Bale makes every other Batman look like a FUCKING NERD IN A SUIT even the love of my life, Robert Pattinson. The villains? ICONIC. The plot? I FUCKING LOVE IT. The weird recasting of Rachel after the first movie? I don't love it but honestly the rest of the movie is still PRETTY MUCH FLAWLESS.

  There was a period of 8 months in 2019 where I had some type of disease that made me need to watch every single Nolan Batman every day. One day it just resolved. I regret nothing as I HAD WASTED ZERO TIME.