“If the world were clear there would be no art” -Albert Camus
Please don’t read my old reviews…
Ahhhh behold, one of my favorite genres, the 5 dollar bin genre.
The film felt like a chess player ready to make a checkmate. But before he does he waits. And then he waits a bit more. And then he- oh wait the match is over.
For what it’s worth the movie had the right pieces. They had motivations, they had an alright concept, and they had good actors for it! But they wouldn’t take any…
If you were to tell just about anyone, “make a Mario movie” they’d all come to the same conclusion. Little to no creativity involved, and 80-90% of the film involves sticking to cliches and formulas. The entire plot is point A to point B to point C all the way through the story. Mario also doesn’t make his own decisions that often, everyone told him where to go then he went there and used power ups to save him at…