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The title for the first two hours should’ve been ‘Mission Impossible: Get Captured a Bunch And Talk Alot’. The title for the last 40 minutes should’ve been ‘Mission Impossible: OHHH FUCK BE CAREFUL TOM, GET DOWN FROM THERE”

I’ve seen well over 1000 horror movies in my lifetime and this was the first that gave me a literal panic attack in the theaters. FUCKKKKK YEA!!!

Really liked this one, especially considering it had two of my favorite actors in it acting deranged (Maika Monroe, Bill Skarsgard). I just wished it would’ve picked a f*cking tone and stuck with it lol

The first 15 minute sequence and the last 15 minute sequence is like comparing Jesus Christ himself to Stinky from Hey Arnold 

After watching the entire franchise prior to seeing this, I can confidently say it’s one of the most consistently good if not entertaining horror franchises ever; quite literally only having one bad movie imo. However, what I did learn from these movies though is that you usually get Shitty Characters with awesome kills, Great Characters with Great Kills with a lame storyline, or if you’re FD3 you get Amazing Characters, Amazing Kills and a somewhat good storyline. Where does Bloodlines fall??? Sort of in the middle, if not closer to the bottom, ITS STILL ENTERTAINING THOUGH.

In my opinion, I think Bloodlines carves its own path though, with Shitty Characters, a shitty plot line but some pretty decent kills !!! Does it change the trajectory of the entire franchise??? No, not even close, but I will say I was soooo excited to see another FD movie and even though it’s not a top 3 I still had fun with it !!

The Weeknd was just like “I’m going to record myself cumming on my own face for an hour and forty minutes and I want yall to watch”

He should’ve just stuck to photographing ghosts imo 🤷‍♂️

Still an all timer, I had just forgotten how sad this film was 🥲

Horror fans: “MAKE SLASHERS FUN AGAIN” 
Clown In A Cornfield: “ight den”

I had a lot of fun with this one. Yes it’s your typical campy slasher, but like, a lot more entertaining and with a kickass final girl. I didn’t know much of Katie Douglas before this, but damn, her aura and natural acting abilities made her character sooooo enjoyable. 

I’ll say I definitely liked the second act more than the first and third. The second felt like it had the “in your face” practical effect kills as well as the most intense carnage. The first act felt pretty slow with a lot of “off screen” deaths which was pretty disappointing. And the third act, there’s where my biggest issue arise. 

The reveal of the “clown” as well as their motive and how the movie ends was very cheesy and you could see it coming from a mile away. It really shouldn’t take away from your viewing experience nor would it ruin a rewatch, but you can pretty much guess how things are going to pan out 15 minutes into the movie. 

Overall though this was very very entertaining. Somewhat enjoyable characters, pretty gnarly practical effects at times and it includes a wonderfully badass final girl.

This franchise is like a roller coaster 🎢 Movies 1-3 you’re going straight up to the peak, 4 takes you all the way down (at full force because… it’s shit), then 5 slowly takes us back up. Hoping this means that 6 will be good 🤞

(Best kill)
Even though it looks so cartoony on a rewatch, that dance practice scene is brutal and I’m really glad they showed it all and didn’t go the off screen route !!

It’s like if Uwe Boll got his hands on a bunch of cgi and terrible actors and directed this blindfolded. HOW DO WE GO FROM FD3 (peak) TO THIS ?!?!?!

(Best kill)
Probably the most popular choice would be to choose the guy who gets his ass sucked to death in a pool. It’s just unfortunate because of course it’s done off screen……

Congratulations to Mary Elizabeth Winstead for being the greatest character in this entire franchise… also did anyone else pick up on that 9/11 reference…. what the fuck LOL

(Best Kill)
-sooooooo many good ones within this film, arguably the best in the entire franchise. But how could you not choose the tanning bed scene…. Dear god was that torture to watch

That highway scene should be cemented into movie history hall of fame. GOOD GOD 

(Best Kill)
- I know it’s not fair to include the highway scene because it’s a whole ass sequence, so we’ll do the ladder scene. Even though the special effects look terrible, it was still brutal and very unexpected…. Kind of

I feel like these movies did a better job at scaring me into quarantining than Covid did

(Best Kill)
Even though this film and its death scenes had a more ‘comedic shock’ in my opinion, Valerie Lawton’s absolutely did not… the throat slash ontop of being stabbed multiple times. Just absolutely brutal to watch

WOW….. So this movie blew my fucking mind. This film was so entertaining and good that I don’t even want to fill out a full length review. I want this little collage to be it. It was awesome. FUCK YEA !!!

The 90s had sooooo many high budget, cheesy type movies with the entire cast of Hollywood in them !! And I’m here for it

Josh Harnett + Roofies + chainsaw = holy f*cking shit!!!!

This is easily my favorite “cheesy” film of 2025 so far, and for how much I love Josh Hartnett I don’t see that changing. Sure films like these have two sides to them. On one side you get as d, Josh Harnett killing, dismembering and beating the fuck out of people. The other half is focused on a plot line that nobody cares about because it’s just nonsensical filler. 

If you came for Josh Harnett you’re in luck, this is one of my favorite performances from him. If you came for the carnage candy, there’s ALOTTTT of it. If you came for the absolute 🧀, well, there’s plenty to go around. I can see this being a movie I rewatch many times in the future just for how entertaining and over the top it gets !!!

A Clockwork Orange meets Wild Hogs… helllll yeaaaaaa brother 🤙🏍️

Basically, if A24 made ET for the cinephile crowd

This was fun, entertaining and surprisingly dirty (in a good way). I mean, the cinematography and world building was beautiful, but the characters looked like they needed a week long bath and a dehumidifier put in their house… obviously they made it look like that on purpose but yea 🤭

The three things I loved most about this film was the Cinematography, the puppet Ochi designs and of course, William Dafoe !!! This little island off the coast of Ukraine I think looked absolutely beautiful and perfect for make believe puppet monkey things. I also loved the incorporation of William Dafoe as this ‘Ochi hating, asshole drunk haven ass dad’ character. It doesn’t matter what role he’s in or how pivotal his character is, he’s always the center of the show. 

Of course, this isn’t a film for everyone, nor would I recommend it to everyone. This is very much an A24 atmospheric film, and unless you’ve seen plenty within their filmography, you’re probably going to come out of this thinking ‘what the f*ck did I just watch’!

If I was in the Until Dawn game, the torture wouldn’t be trying to survive ravenous blood thirsty killers, the real torture would be having to wake up and watch this movie all over again….

To put it simply, this film is like your typical January horror release…. But just like slightly better. Maybe not better, more like slightly more entertaining, yea!!! Insufferable characters, insufferable decision making but, ok gore at times. 

That’s what we horror fans come to these movies for right !? The scares, the gore , the entertainment. I’d say you get all of that, but cut straight down the middle. 

•the scares consist of your typical “pg13 jump scare” sequences every once in a while, with maybe a few sometimes being effective

•the gore is so and so. Most of the kills are done off screen or when you do see shit happening, you actually don’t, because the screen is so dark or completely black. Some of the practical effects were pretty gnarly though I’ll give it that, but not very consistent

•the entertainment was the only thing this film really had consistently going for it. I wasn’t bored in the slightest. Every other element besides that was complete garbage, but bored I was definitely not. 

Overall, this is what I’d expect out of a video game movie. Very reminiscent of last years horror film “Tarot” where I had a dumb fun time, but like, I’ll never watch it again

Well….. that was one of the greatest things ever

How does a movie look so shit and so amazing at the same time? Oh well, this movie is awesome !!!

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(How to buy a house in Australia) Step 1: Have the locals scare you into a psychedelic meltdown. Step 2: Eat Rat. Step 3: Bam, you own house now

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Would’ve been a more interesting story if Steve from Blues Clues opened up the letter from this film… missed opportunity. 

A very interesting concept, grainy 80s filter that was pleasant to look at and an awesome score. Too bad this movie felt more like a short film that was stretched out instead of a warranted full length film…. Because ya know… fuck it 

Way too much filler nonsense bs that nearly put me to sleep, but again , if you listen to the movie instead of actually watching it. You might find it more enjoyable 🤷‍♂️

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Bruh she wasn’t even ugly

In all honesty, I do not understand the hype this film got. I’ve seen comparisons to The Substance, I’ve seen it called an “unbearable body horror”, but like, none of that’s true. I mean, maybe if you’ve seen like 3 horror movies in total sure. 

The whole film is essentially just a miserable slowburn. Everyone apart from our lead is an insufferable dickhead (I understand that’s like the point of the movie), but like, that becomes incredibly exhausting after the first 20 minutes. Also the body horror that ensues that everyone hyped up wasn’t some ground breaking thing that warrants being compared to The Substance. Yes, at times it was pretty gnarly to watch, but it doesn’t stick with it and these scenes are very seldom. 

It’s a very well made movie with beautiful cinematography and well acted characters, but overall, this is a boring, Rated R Cinderella esc slowburn with an occasional ‘hard to watch scene’.

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Villainous white people manipulating other white people into becoming villainous sounds about right LOL

Usually I don’t buy much stock into hype, but the hype for this. Warranted !!! Not only is this going to go down as one of the better horror movies of 2025, but as an overall film, this is going to go down as one of the better films of the last decade. 

A film that has two different genres for both its 1st and 2nd half. The first half feels like a straight ‘western’ where we’re focusing primarily on both of Michael B Jordans characters as well as the rest of the side characters, as they prepare for a giant party ‘lord of the rings style’. The second half focuses primarily on its more tense, horror element side of things. 

Its use of story building, musical sequences, character development and horror are all top tier. I easily think this will be a film that stands the test of time. I already want to go and watch it another 7 times!

What a satisfying ending… literally

Rami Malek doing his best “autistic smart guy with strong jawline looking at code for 2 hours” impression

The trailer for this film made me think we were getting a “John Kramer from Saw” s the CIA to set up silly death traps on bad people because the world is unfair. Even though you still kind of get that, it’s only in small bits and pieces. The rest of the film is just Rami staring at computers, numbers and surveillance cameras while also simultaneously running from the CIA. 

Two glaring things that didn’t work for me at all was the type of character Rami had to portray and the way the movie ended. For one, Ramis a badass. He had a badass voice, he’s got a badass aura and have I mentioned his jawline?? I just can’t picture him being the pussy character that people talk down too and pick on….. the ending was also very unsatisfying. It’s like a giant contradiction to about 95% of everything that we just watched to that point. Why ?? Because it’s the safe route to go. LAAMMMEEEW. 

All in all, Rami did an awesome job regardless and I was entertained. I just wish studios would grow a pair every now and again 🤷‍♂️

Joseph Quinn’s career path needs to be studied. He’s starting to become one of my favorite actors easily !!!

One of my favorite genres within film is ‘One Location’ plot lines. Something about a filmmaker making a full length movie with limited spacing and making it good, it’s just astonishing to me. Now, do that but with a War Movie. How is that even possible?!?!? Well Ray and Alex nail it. 

A film that starts off as a slow burn and quickly gets balls to the wall, but not in an action edge on your seat type of way (even though there’s plenty of that). It’s more trivial, focusing more on the tragic, depressing and intense side of war. 

Even with the story feeling more smaller and less action packed compared to others in the genre, I feel like the acting and the overall impact will have Warfare standing the test of time. 

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I’d rather airdrop myself off of the face of the earth than go on a blind date. F*ck that kind of anxiety !!!

After watching the trailer a couple of months ago, I thought to myself “a masked assailant using airdrop to kill people? Blumhouse is reaching once again with their ridiculous plot lines”…… butttt this was actually very entertaining, very well acted and a lot of fun. 

It turns into a very interesting premise when it comes to the airdrop feature itself. It becomes less of a “who is it” and more of a “why they’re doing it” which I found the most intriguing. Sure, some of what happens is a stretch, but the way the film was paced had my eyes glued. 

Its weakest moments would definitely have to be the reveal. I wasn’t so much disappointed with who it was , more so how they came in with our two leads and how they set everything up. It’s like EHHHHH CMON. But it wasn’t a movie ruiner. The other weak point is what happens after the reveal. We have 20-25 minutes of movie left by the time that happens, so what do they do with it??? They go in the direction of “ok let’s just go fucking crazy  and get even more unrealistic because we have the budget for it”. Again, not a giant negative, moreso a disappointing yet fun sequence. 

Does Drop put Blumhouse back on the map? Ehhh maybe, I think it was just interesting enough and well acted enough to warrant a step in the right direction.

Jack Black and Jason Momoa 69ing while Jennifer Coolidge hooks up with a Villager is what I’ve been begging these studios to add in a Minecraft movie… FINALLYY !!!!

Not even going to lie, I hate myself for liking this. Actually I don’t, this is exactly what I pictured a modern day Minecraft movie to be like. Cheesy story with cheesy dialogue and off the wall cgi. Even though this was created specifically for kids who would understand the references, the whole plot seems like a tutorial of the game in movie form for the parents that were dragged into watching this. And that’s ok.

I’m really glad this studio didn’t go the cheap route and center a big portion of this film in the real world, with only tidbits within the Minecraft world. I’d say it’s a good 90/10 split and I applaud it for that. 

I had fun, it’s exactly what I thought it’d be. You can tell the cast also had fun making this, especially Black and Momoa. I’ll also say this had some stellar CGI, dear god !!

Easily the ‘Hidden Gem’ film of 2025. This was sooooo good !!

A film that’s broken up into chapters, each carrying different characters, stories and outcomes than the rest, yet they loosely intertwine with one another. Chapter 1 and 4 were my favorites just because that’s where you see the over the top violence and carnage, whereas Chapters 2 and 3 are a little bit more personal and serious. 

The entire film has this sort of ‘Rated R’ Scott Pilgram sort of editing vibe to it, one that breaks up the serious themes a little bit and brings you back to the reality of “hey, this is supposed to be funny, cheesy and over the top, don’t tread to far away from us now”. 

If you want to watch a hilarious, yet fun, entertaining and sometimes violent film about…… I’m not quite sure, maybe a collection of characters trying to take back their city from these asshole Neo Nazis, than this film is for you.

A pretty interesting and crafty way to shill out a full length movie on one cracked game within an 80s game show.

If your slasher horror movie preferences consist of 99% off screen kills, with a 95% comedy 5% horror element to them, then you’ll love this movie !! 

Going in, I knew this was going to be an entertaining cheesy fun time, just based off of the trailer alone as well as it being Wolfhards directorial debut. Even though it didn’t scratch the itch I was hoping for with a modern day version of a film like this, I was far from being disappointed, matter of fact, I had a really good time !!

Fred Hetchinger is definitely the heart of this film as a serious but lighthearted camp leader. The chemistry with all of the characters as well was unmatched, even though most of the campers you could care less about, they all did a great job !!

The only negative would be the ‘killer’ reveal as well as the motive behind it. With a movie like this I don’t think it really mattered who it ended up being, but still, it felt very random and forced. Once you find out you’re just like “really? Who the fuck even.”

Overall though I can definitely see myself revisiting this one time and time again. Arguably the most fun I’ve had in a theater this year with a horror movie !!

A very fun and unique concept that was just, almost ok…

Still one of the most terrifyingly brutal vampire films ever. Oh, and Josh Hartnett is maniacal badass in this !!

Such a misleading title. Jason Statham literally works for 20 seconds, then kicks everyone’s ass the rest of the time. 

There’s really not a lot I have to say about this one as I knew going in exactly what this movie was going to be. A very cheesy generic plot that sets Jason Statham up to be this unstoppable killing machine. Is that a problem? No not at all, unless of course you’re someone who expects more out of these movies than Jason Statham being an unstoppable killing machine. 

Don’t be alarmed because if you went into this wanting a fun action packed time, you’ll pretty much get just that. Unfortunately, everything outside of that is pretty shit and cringe.

This was like shitting your pants and instead of doing anything about it, you sit with it for 1 hour and 28 minutes. Thats what it was like watching this….. 

This was for sure a Blumhouse Bust. Maybe not as bad as recent films like ‘Night Swim’ and ‘AfrAId’, but it’s not far from it. I think what sets this one a little bit ahead is the acting. The acting in this was good on all fronts, it just sucks that it had to happen in a bland, carbon copy mess of whatever this was. 

Its main central focus is its plot revolving grief and depression. Sure it has horror elements, especially the one involving the creepy goth woman in the yard, but it’s more interested in the family drama aspect. Although I’d say this plot line wasn’t the worst, it was certainly not what I came to this movie for. I wanted something unruly, terrifying or at the every least something that’ll make me feel uneasy. Did I get that, no, absolutely not. 

The biggest kicker is the ‘reveal’. Some will call it a twist, some will say ‘wow I didn’t see that coming’, but most with a sense of logic will go ‘ohhhhh no shit, because obviously that’s who she is’. Once that’s established, all of the curious scare elements go right out the window. 

Overall, it’s not the worst thing you’ll see this year, but it certainly doesn’t come close as able. Mainly due to the fact that this is such a familiar, uninspired plot line with a mess of an execution. Blumhouse tries to get too cute with its many ‘twists’ that happen towards the end of the film, so much so that it’s going to confuse most of everyone watching it.

Noah did not bring those animals onto his ark to preserve future life, he did it so they could inevitably get their own A24 movie one day. Unicorns included 🦄

In my opinion, A24 gets it right once again with their “allegory for shitty people getting their comeuppance featuring a weird animal side story” films. Death of a Unicorn is fun, goofy entertainment with some pretty gnarly gore and some questionable cgi unicorns. 

(The good)
- the cast is awesome. Will Poulter is my standout (dudes just been killing it lately)but you can tell everyone had fun making this
-entertaining from start to finish
-hilarious and gory at times

Sure some of the plot points and cgi were eyebrow raising, but make no mistake, this was an incredibly entertaining fun movie. I don’t know if this will be in my top 10 at the end of the year but I can tell you this was good enough to want to revisit over and over again.

Idk what it was but every time Gal Gadot spoke it was like a cactus f*cking a chalkboard 

Honestly, this wasn’t that bad. Will it stand the test of time?? No, probably not but it was pretty solid. Say what you want but Rachel Zegler was a pretty good Snow White and she carried this harddddd !!! Obviously the best parts of the film was when Snow White was interacting with the Dwarfs, who by all s didn’t look half bad either. Every single one of them looked like they were ripped right out of Mad Magazine though. 

The only negatives I’d say were Gal Gadot who just stunk. She wasn’t atrocious but like, yea that was an obvious mistake casting her. The other negative which is more of a ‘wtf that’s just creepy and weird’ is the character of Jonathan. It didn’t offend me that he was a bandit in this and not a prince, but he did straight up look like Snow Whites creepy older cousin. Which absolutely made the intimate moments weird af. 

Overall, I wasn’t bored in the slightest watching this, even during the lame musical moments (which weren’t bad I’m just a grump). The special effects looked good, the performances were solid and it was pretty entertaining. People hating on things just to hate on them at this point lol

If you ever come across Bill Skarsgard just know there’s a high probability that he’ll either steal your kids, air bnb, 19th century wife or your vehicle…… 

To be honest, I’m a hugggeeee sucker for one location films. The problems that arise with studios making these type of movies though is that they’re either cheaply made, not entertaining and have no substance. Locked though checks all the box’s !!

What you see in the trailer is virtually what you get. A cheesy entertaining thrill ride staring Bill Skarsgard and Anthony Hopkins, nothing more, nothing less. Even with an outlandish plot line, this doesn’t at all feel like a ‘Blumhouse January release’. 

The only annoying thing I can say is the overall message of the film. They really try to instill this into the viewers brain throughout its runtime and it gets incredibly annoying. Not only that, but the ending pretty much throws all that out the window. 

This is definitely the type of movie that warrants a theater viewing. From start to finish it’s entertainment at its finest and doesn’t try to reach for anything else.

Watching Ash made me feel like I was being f*cked in my eye sockets by a DMT monster 👹 

This was an incredibly trippy yet stylistically beautiful sci fy horror film. Most of its ‘horror’ consists of 1-2 second jump scares of her memory, yet that all changes within the last 30 minutes when the real carnage happens. 

I think what makes this film good is the cinematography and the performances, especially from Eiza Gonzalez. It almost feels like you’re watching this through the lens of a lava lamp. 

It’s beautiful, it’s different and it’s very interesting. 

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The mob mentality this film has had on a lot of people is hilarious because honestly, I thought it was pretty good! 

Sure the plot and the reasoning behind why things happen in this film is definitely its weakest point, but most are just griping about its ‘$300+ million dollar budget’. That is very insanely weird to me because not only does this film stylistically look gorgeous, but the special and practical effects were great! $300 million dollar great??? Maybe not, but who cares, it’s a film I spent 2 hours watching and it was pretty good. Why should everything outside the film dictate my perception on it???

The strongest point as mentioned previously is the special and practical effects, but the characters themselves are definitely a standout. Most big budget films, especially within the animated genre, get pretty lazy and sloppy when it comes to developing its characters, especially its side/background characters. This film however, spent a lot of time adding different designs, personalities and potential to alot of its robot creations.

A pretty funny, action packed and beautiful looking film in an otherwise questionable plot line, but like, it’s nowhere atrocious. Y’all need to see more movies apparently lol

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First Plankton, now Daffy Duck. I feel like 2025 is the year where they make all of my childhood characters dummy thicc on the big screen 😔😔

This was surprisingly a whole lot of fun. The animation was flawless, the humor would work for children and adults, and the pacing was great! Sure, maybe there wasn’t a story or plot in there that’ll have this film standing the test of time, but I’m sure Looney Tunes fans as well a cartoon lovers in general will get a kick out of this !!

Easily one of the better movies and animated films of 2025

Michael Fassbender has officially perfected a monotone voice and a monotone face

These type of movies are usually not my thing. 90% witty intelligent humor with a British accent while also subsequently being a ‘who done it’ film. Really, a majority of this film was interesting enough to keep me intrigued, but it really amped up within the last 30 minutes of the movie. 

I feel like the film is at its best when not only the audience knows what’s going on, but the main characters do as well. In its weaker moments, the first hour is almost a jumbled conniption of the characters wondering ‘wtf is actually going on’. Thankfully, the last half of the film includes everyone in on its game and that’s when it really shines.

Obviously Fassbender and Blanchett shine, but in my opinion, Marisa Abela was the star. I seen her previously in Back To Black which she did amazing, but she really flourishes in this film as well. 

If you want an interesting ‘who’s the actual culprit’ type of film with an excellently short and perfect run time, this is your movie !!

Basically, if Jim Jones was a pop sensation….

Honestly, I had fun with the interesting side of where the film was leading. It did such a good job with keeping you intrigued with where things are going to go. Is everything just going to stay ‘off’ but tame, well we’ll throw this situation in out of nowhere that’ll throw you way off course and remind you you’re watching a horror movie.

Sure, it’s basically a tamed down version of Midsommar, and instead of the emotionally side of things you have just creepy weirdos everywhere. Our lead Ariel is basically us, the viewers watching. She’s someone that’s smart, self aware and will speak up when things seem to be getting too off. 

I had fun, it isn’t anything I’ll want to rewatch anytime soon, but this was far from boring. The ending got a bit messy and they are pretty weak with the overall message, but the acting as well as the pacing kept me intrigued and excited the whole way through.

The most unique “face down, ass up” arrow kill I’ve ever seen. That needs to be cemented in Movie Kill History!!

Even though this was very much a ‘turn your brain off and not take anything serious’ type of film, it was sooooo much fun and warrants a theater watch. It was overly violent , had many and im talking many awesome kills and the practical effects were amazing. 

You can also tell how fun Jack Quaid was having during the whole runtime. Sure he kind of has the same ‘type cast’ personality as his other films, but ya know, who gives a fuck, he’s awesome !!

If you want a good old fashioned nonsensical movie that doesn’t take itself seriously, has some incredibly awesome and sometimes hard to watch gore mixed with some very over the top action sequences, then you’ll have a fun time with Novocaine !!

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I was really digging this new animation style, until Planktons giant thicc asscheeks got thrown in my face

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I have absolutely no f*cking idea what I just watched….. but I think I liked it.

For starters, the vibes this film had were like nothing I’ve had before. That easily could’ve been because our cast were 70+ years old and the setting was in a nursing home the entire time, but like what even. I guess a couple words that come to mind when describing would be incredibly creepy, awkward, tense and just down right weird. 

The horror in this is also very different. You have a “villain” that’s not your typical villain. It’s almost like the bully you had in high school that now bullies everyone in their retirement home. John Lithgow plays this bully asshole, over the top goofy character so well (you can tell he was having fun with it), and it starts with him doing small little antics that quickly turn pretty sinister fast. 

It’s almost like if you add the film ‘Shutter Island’ and implemented that with a retirement home and add the dickhead bully brother from Home Alone, it’d be this film.

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When Mickey said to that cute little squid thing “flarplurpflarppfkslki”, I felt that 🥹🥹

Leave it to Bong Joon Ho to not only create an insanely anwesome immersive planet within a hilarious dark comedy, but let him also mock US politics in the process. And he does it soooo perfectly !!

One of the things I loved most about this film is how interesting it is. The hierarchy, the characters, the squid creatures and how they all interact and add a pivotal piece to the story, it was amazing. I also liked how it’s not a straightforward story, because like why would it be, it’s a Bong film. It starts off with an explanation on what an “expendable” is and how they’re used, then it just goes into all types of different directions that I didn’t see coming.

The acting, especially from Robert Patterson, was terrific. I like his attitude towards the roles he picks nowadays, it’s all like “ya that seems outlandish, batshit insane and totally different, let’s do that”. 

I don’t know if this is one of those films that I’d immediately want to rewatch, mainly due to its runtime, but I can say Bong struck gold in the sci fy genre once again. A yearly watch for sure !!

Very short, sticks to its premise and will give you the anxiety shits throughout !!! Going to be one of the best hidden gems of 2025

1. Final Destination 3
2. Final Destination 2
3. Final Destination
4. Final Destination Bloodlines
5. Final Destination 5
6. The Final Destination

1. Sinners
2. Thunderbolts*
3. Mickey 17
4. Ne Zha 2
5. The Monkey
6. Companion
7. Freaky Tales
8. Fight or Flight
9. Heart Eyes
10. Warfare

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1. Green Room
2. Ex Machina
3. Past Lives
4. Midsommar
5. Civil War
6. Talk to Me
7. The Witch
8. Hereditary
9. Sing Sing
10. Love Lies Bleeding

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I’m of my favorites 🤌

1. Anora
2. The Substance
3. Terrifier 3
4. Nosferatu
5. Longlegs
6. A Real Pain
7. Strange Darling
8. Dìdi (弟弟)
9. Heretic
10. Sing Sing

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1. Spirited Away
2. Princess Mononoke
3. The Cat Returns
4. My Neighbor Totoro
5. Grave of the Fireflies
6. Howl's Moving Castle
7. The Boy and the Heron
8. From Up on Poppy Hill
9. The Red Turtle
10. Porco Rosso

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1. Batman: Gotham by Gaslight
2. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
3. Batman: The Killing Joke
4. Batman and Harley Quinn

In of my favorites / personal opinion of course ;)

1. The Substance
2. Nosferatu
3. Terrifier 3
4. Longlegs
5. Strange Darling
6. Heretic
7. Alien: Romulus
8. Late Night with the Devil
9. Woman of the Hour
10. Speak No Evil

...plus 15 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Nosferatu
2. The Witch
3. The Northman
4. The Lighthouse

1. Halloween
2. Halloween
3. Halloween
4. Halloween Kills
5. Halloween II
6. Halloween Ends

1. Freddy vs. Jason
2. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
3. Friday the 13th
4. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
5. Friday the 13th Part 2
6. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
7. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
8. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
9. Friday the 13th
10. Jason X

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.